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after-shot 

A person who appears to have been particularly ravaged by drug use; specifically, methamphetamine (crank) or crack. Specific traits may include missing teeth, open facial sores, disheveled hair, pale complexion, dramatic weight loss, unpredictable behavior, or serious lack of personal hygiene.

Derived from the deterioration of meth addicts documented through their police mugshots ("before and after shots").
Have you seen Dave recently? He's a wreck. I don't know what he's been doing, but he's become an after-shot.
after-shot by Flernk July 12, 2007
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Morning After Shot 

A drink for the ladies, to be taken after unprotected sex. consists of equal parts grain alcohol, bacardi 151, and a crushed morning after pill. To be drank at the top of a flight of stairs. Push her down after she downs it.
I had unprotected sex last night, but I made her a morning after shot, so I'm in the clear.
Morning After Shot by captainstagneti December 28, 2010

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.
Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

Afterthot 

A socially known hoe that has settled down and is trying to get her or his life together.
i remember back in college Brenda would get with anyone. Some guy wife'd her up I heard I. wonder if he knows she's a Afterthot?
Afterthot by Ms millz July 4, 2015

climaxic aftershocks 

The series of bodily tremors following an orgasm (typically experienced by women).
After she came, her body experienced climaxic aftershocks for a couple of minutes.

delayed aftershock 

: (n) a sword technique that requires the user to slash an object, which will inflict interior damage while keeping the exterior unblemished; a master of this technique can sculpt the interior to their liking.
After Wa De Kun used delayed aftershock on a boulder, the boulder seemed to remain unchanged. However, when you look inside the boulder via an x-ray, you can see a replica of Michelangelo's David.
delayed aftershock by Yuudma February 13, 2018

afterthot 

(noun) a lame, sloppy seconds hoe; a rebound thot
Please, that basic bitch just an afterthot.
afterthot by a8m5n8 May 3, 2014
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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