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Hairy Aftertaste 

The pubes that stick onto your tongue after giving head.
I had a hairy aftertaste after going down on my girlfriend.

Afterpaste 

The horrendous taste that fills one's mouth when trying to drink or eat things after brushing one's teeth.
Dang! I tried to drink a nice cold glass of Apple Juice, but I just brushed my teeth, so it was ruined by a horrible afterpaste.
Afterpaste by JoeyJoker June 18, 2011
1: The overwhelming sense of pain experienced shortly after the initial injury is inflicted.
2: A Phrase spoken by someone who is experiencing the feelings described in definition 1.
(John) "Kidney punch!!!"
(Mike)"Ouch that kinda hurt... (Waits for a second) Holy shit balls, AFTERHURT!!! (Rolls on floor making hissing sounds and incoherent strings of profanities whilst Mike laughs hysterically.)
Afterhurt by HungLikeAChicken March 12, 2009

afterblunt 

A cigarette, traditionally a Newport, that is smoked shortly after smoking a blunt, in order to get a sweet fucking nicotine + thc buzz.
Koby: Sick blunt yo. Anyone down for an afterblunt?
Alex: Oh, word! For sureeee.
Paul: Yeah, gimme one too.
afterblunt by ___jordAn___ November 26, 2010

aftercution

A word used by Jim Howick in a blooper for Horrible Histories, when he just couldn’t remember the term Execution.
Jim: “I’m seriously considering not coming to the next Aftercution”
Ben: “What? What’s an aftercution?”

Afternut 

When you finish ejaculating and a random nut comes outta nowhere
Oh yes that sex as ve- OH MY GOD that afternut was big
Afternut by Healthy nigga June 1, 2018