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Afterbate 

The akward moments after you masturbate and you clean up the jizz, put your clothes back on, think about how fucked up you are, etc...
Jack: "yo I just walked in on tom wiping his cock with tissues"
Tim: "ugh you saw him afterbate
Afterbate by M193 January 22, 2014

Afterbation

The relieving and somewhat depressing piss you take right after masturbating or having sex.
Afterbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It is part of every man's life.
Afterbation by KushKing December 24, 2010

Afterbang 

The landing of any trick on skis with what appears to be extreme steeze. Usually done by placing hands by waist in front or behind and leaning back in a relaxed stance.
Tom Wallisch is the king of afterbang

afterbang 

After landing a sick skiing trick you ride away all steezy and relaxed. Some people think this makes them look extra talented.
damn K-rob just afterbanged the $h!t out of that double cork 1260!
afterbang by HOOD_RICH January 27, 2009

afterbake 

That warm fuzzy feeling you get after a night of intense and/or hilarious indulgence in marijuana. Prone to say strange things, but still feel painfully aware of your approaching sobriety. Usually curable by way of wake'n'bake. Also known as a 'weed hangover'.
SA: Googly-eyed monsters are coming for me, and I can't figure out the password to your microwave.
SO: Seriously, stfu and stop eating, you have hella afterbake.
afterbake by Starfeesh July 25, 2010