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day after drinking shits 

the nasty, extra smelly and sometimes explosive shits that occur following a hefty night of drinking.
TP: "Fuck I really tied one on last night!"
Pete Dick: "How you feel?"
TP: "Other than the day after drinking shits, pretty good."
Pete Dick: "delightful for ya"

AfterShit 

The feeling of Taking a shit when just finished taking a shit.
Dude #1: Walks out of the bathroom

(Phroom, Dude # 2 rushes to the bathroom and locks himself up)

Dude #2: Aftershit!

Dude#1: Oh, okay.
I understand
AfterShit by Theunknown man March 3, 2009

Aftershits 

A defecatory condition whereby the subject, after just previously taking a rampant and usually excessively volatile and suspiciously aqueous shit, is compelled to perform a re-shit moments later with very little prior warning.
'Jake, watch my beer I gotta go to the shitter'
'Radek, you just went like 5 minutes ago'
'No Jake, I got The Aftershits'
'Dude, is it because of the bape?'
'Yes Jake, I got baped hard.'
'That sucks.'
Aftershits by Trace Element September 7, 2005

AfterShit 

When you take a seriously hard shit and can feel the rumbles of it still in your colon
Ugh, I'm gonna get a serious aftershit after this shit.
AfterShit by Slappdat September 19, 2016

Aftershots 

When you and your friends return from a night out, and you all proceed to take shots. Usually resulting in blacking out
Tom: You Pete, how was your night man, did you black out?
Pete: Hell Yea man, I was doing good early in the night, but those aftershots killed me.
Aftershots by Mr.Boi September 6, 2011

Aftershit 

The term used to explain the smell of the bathroom when you walk in after someone has taken a shit....
I walked into the bathroom and smelled my moms aftershit...
Aftershit by Kamo28 January 23, 2018