After Shame 

The feeling of disgust towards ones self after masturbating.

Well I'm done jerking it. I'm a disgusting human being. After Shame.

After Shame by Otusdewd March 21, 2012

canadian aftershave 

The odor left on ones face after having a putrid smelling hockey glove pressed into it.

That hoser took some whacks at our goalie after the whistle so I had to give him a dose of the Canadian Aftershave, eh?

canadian aftershave by DJ Hotpocket May 23, 2016

aftershame 

The feeling after masturbating to an overly weird fetish. Antonym of Afterglow.

John had a feeling of aftershame when he finished watching "two Scotsmen one goat"

aftershame by FC3Navy December 9, 2012

Lemonade Aftershave 

A sexual act.
When a woman is having sex with a man, abruptly stops, pees on her hand and slaps the man.

The reverse of this act is Canary Blush

I was having sex with Sue last night and for no reason she gave me a lemonade aftershave

Lemonade Aftershave by DeltaSpence February 23, 2010

Utica Aftershave 

When someone emits a combination of strong unpleasant odors it can be said that they are wearing Utica aftershave. While these unpleasant odors can vary from person to person, there are chief odors that remain consistent: stale or wet tobacco, alcohol, body odors such as flatulents and sweat and dirty clothes are often trademarks of the "Utica aftershave" aroma. Despite its overt references to the pejoritave, the term often implies fraternal bonding and serves as a reflection of irony all Uticans possess. Utica is often lambasted as the most undesirable city in New York state, and Uticans who are well aware of their inferior status have learned to turn the art of self-deprecation into a form of indirect pride (when they put themselves down it is as if they are saying, "We know we are a sorry lot, but if we excel at anything it's at being a sorry lot").

friend #1: Man, I'm ready to go find some chicks today.
friend #2: Yeah, I can tell you're ready for some action. You got your new shoes on and you're wearing that Utica aftershave.
friend #2: Man, screw you!
friend #1: Dang! You stink.
friend #2: Man, screw you!

friend #1: Man, I stink today. I'm wearing my Utica aftershave.
friend #2: Me too. I didn't wear deodorant so I guess I'm wearing Utica aftershave too.
friend #1: We should distill this odor somehow and market it as Utica aftershave. I bet we could make a million dollars.
friend #2: They would have to sell it in the bad hygiene department.

Utica Aftershave by Jamallerian October 13, 2007

aftershave 

The act of ejaculating into your hand then smacking the person you just got done having sex with across the face with the ejaculate-filled hand, as though you were in an aftershave commercial.

She said she wanted my cum on her face, so I gave her the aftershave.

aftershave by go_lanche May 22, 2006

Aftershave Shooters 

Everybody needs a shooter that's why they make aftershave in so many colours. No other easier way to buy alcohol.

Why do they make aftershave in so many colours? So the poor(homeless) can have aftershave shooters.

Aftershave Shooters by slightly sarcastic December 30, 2010