affluencer

Affluencer: an influencer paid by those of no influence were it not for their affluence

Getting traction on social media finally now she's a paid affluencer hawking hideous products for heartless corporate brands that would have long ago disappeared but for using their cash pile to pimp wares online using 2nd rate amoral wannabe hipsters with no conscience, credibility or cachet.

affluencer by Sadbast December 22, 2019

affluencer

An affluencer is an affiliate marketing professional who is also has a formidable influencer network.

Carie crushes...she's a top rated Affluencer,,numerous affiliate marketing programs and just as strong of a influencer network.
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When influencers started understanding the powers of affiliate marketing....they were all rushing to become Affluencers.

affluencer by esk1mo September 26, 2023

Effluencer 

A so-called 'social media influencer' that goes that extra mile to spew forth more shit (effluencing) in order to garner another 15 minutes of fame (or infamy).

Look, the social media effluencer Ducklips is effluencing that cheap line of makeup on social media again! No one must have noticed her today.

Effluencer by Gats AU February 5, 2021

Affluence trap 

Affluence trap is where successful couples and families have all the material trappings of wealth but are now committed to large regular payments and have to work extremely hard and are therefore "trapped" in their jobs.

John and Irene had worked hard to become successful but now found themselves with lots of commitments and in the "affluence trap"

Affluence trap by AffluentAndrew May 2, 2009

faffluencer 

As per the rules of cycling where faffing should be kept to a minimum, a faffluencer is a cyclist who adds faff to pre-ride faff, ride faff and even post-ride faff, by posting about their cycling on social media. An extension of bikefluencer. See also “faffluencing” or “to faffluence”

Hitter 1: We missed that KoM on the climb because that faffluencer had to stop for a pic.

Hitter 2: I know, never seen someone faffluencing so much. Bit of a chopper move.

faffluencer by Caro_sbx December 8, 2020

Assfluencer 

A narcissist who pretends to go to the gym to workout but really just stands around filming her ass. Oftentimes they may falsely accuse unsuspecting men by setting their camera up in the center of the gym, so he has no choice but to glance in her direction.

Bro, be careful, that Assfluencer over there is just looking to Me2 some poor schmuck.

Assfluencer by Thewardenrules February 22, 2023

Effluencer 

The opposite of "influencer", someone constantly within media attention self promoting garbage to an audience of brain-dead sheeple.

Rebecca Zilch-cred is a notable Effluencer thanks to her 100 million followers on social media...

Effluencer by Donian February 20, 2021