Acktard

Acktard is a short term of Ass Licking Retard.

That guy is a freaky Acktard!

by QuantumAgar May 28, 2016

aktard

A person who derives vastly more enjoyment from drawing people into his tiresome rants than actually participating in whatever he is ranting about. Named after a participant on an auto racing forum who spends five days ranting online about tiresome minutiae for every two days spent racing.

"Aktards only serve to drive people away from the forums."

"After a short time, people will get tired of aktarded behavior and they'll just want the aktard to go away."

by Club Racer December 7, 2006

bass ackwards

Ass backwards. The state doing (or having done) something the wrong way.

No no dude, you've got the cables plugged in all bass ackwards.

by Blossom September 13, 2005

aktard

A person who derives vastly more enjoyment from drawing people into his tiresome rants than actually participating in whatever he is ranting about. Named after a participant on a well-know automobile club racing forum who spends five days complaining about tiresome minutiae for every two days racing.

"Man, this forum needs more racers and fewer aktards."

by Club Racer December 7, 2006

bass-ackwards

1) extremely (and often embarrassingly) poorly conceived, executed and/or organized

2) a less vulgar and more socially acceptable synonym for "ass-backwards"

"Everything on that website is so bass-ackwards it takes forever to find anything!"...

"Yeah, somehow they manage to do damn-near everything bass-ackwards down there at Bridgeport!"…

by TIC Redux May 22, 2005

Ackward

Ackward is the incorrect spelling of awkward. I'm so surprised that no one has corrected this on here.

It's often ackward when you spell everything else correctly but do not know how to spell awkward. Thus ruining your credibility forever.

by MyRealNameIsJames January 24, 2009

bass-ackward

Describes something being so screwed up that it's not just backward, it's ASS backward...and the point is emphasized even more by screwing up the words "ass backward"

The radio won't work because you put the batteries in bass-ackward.

by voiceofgod February 6, 2006