Acefluenza

The disgust, slight nausea and sickening feeling that a sex-repulsed Asexual feels when hearing others describe their sexual experiences.

"Dude, don't describe what you did with Laura last night. You're gonna give me a case of acefluenza!"

by Dr0w0u$ February 24, 2024

affluenza

A legal defense to avoid the consequences of one's own actions. Some one who suffers from affluenza believes wealth allows them to get away with anything.

He suffered from affluenza, excessive affluence that made him think he could pay for any problem to go away.

by Epic Gilgamesh December 12, 2013

Affluenza

A bullshit Defense used by rich kids to justify murdering four, innocent people.

You know i wish i was ethan couch....plead "affluenza" and get away with underage drinking and say i don't know any better

by koshe December 13, 2013

affluenza

A legal defense by rich kids and or adults who are guilty of a crime for which they committed and freely admit. The defence is that the offspring of wealthy, privileged parents who never set limits on their childrens behavior, are exempt from regular laws because natural law allows for special privilege and greater understanding for the rich and powerful in general. This argument comes from a branch of philosophy called circular logic. If the defense works it also means that instead of applying legal limits on rich people's behavior it legally exempts them and only them. This strengthens the defense in further legal problems should they occur again.

The affluenza defense works a lot better than a similar defense works for the offspring or poor, impoverished and suppressed parents, who don't have the resources to feed, cloth or house their kids properly, and because of time and resource constraints are unable keep tract or to set limits on their childrens behavior.

by mlhiss May 15, 2014

Affluenza

A condition which occurs in Rich People (tm) whereby they have an unwarranted sense of entitlement.

That rich bloke suffers from affluenza.

by Hugh Jourbe November 24, 2003

Affluenza

- Sickness fabricated by the U.S. court system in which they use respect of persons and desire for financial kickbacks to justify the wrong of the wealthy and those they seek advantage from.

The court said the defendant has affluenza in order to receive future political contributions from him.

by True Israel April 9, 2016

assfluenza

Major illness involving massive diarrhea.

After I ate those chicken wings, I ended up with a massive case of assfluenza.

by Lone@602 April 28, 2009