Accidance

Dancing when one should generally not be dancing. Usually followed by regret, embarrassment, hangover.

"How was the wedding last night? Any accidance?"

"Aunt Lori was grinding on the best man...Lil Wayne came on. Accidance happen, I guess."

"Ya can't take her anywhere...she is an accidance liability."

Accidance by Dooodshhhh November 11, 2011

customer avoidance 

While working, preferably in a retail job, you try to avoid customers all together by detouring throughout the store so you dont walk pass anyone in case the ask you for something.

Customer satisfaction? fuck that, im doing Customer Avoidance!

customer avoidance by peee ceee teee vee January 9, 2008

Accidanal 

When you ready to drown in the pussy but end up swimming through the butt! #Drake

Jonathan, bruh I was smashing Olivia last night, and I could have sworn I had my dick up in her pussy making her feel it in her toes! Turns out It was fucking accidanal! Still gave that bitch some heavenly truffle butter tho!

Accidanal by YoFuckDora July 21, 2016

Accidanal 

Accidentally slipping up and letting your member enter the wrong hole during doggy style sex.

I was a little too drunk and went accidanal on my girlfriend last night.

Accidanal by vaneetnum July 6, 2008

practicing avoidance 

"Practicing avoidance" is just a passive aggressive way of saying you were giving someone the silent treatment or ghosting them.

Bitch please you weren't " practicing avoidance" you were giving me the silent treatment!

practicing avoidance by BEEFREE16 July 13, 2022

Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC) 

A predefined area designated for complete spousal(female) avoidance. The Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC)can be a man cave, a TV room, a garage or any other physical room that achieves the objective of complete spousal avoidance. Any SAC must be equiped with proper safe-guards to notify the Man in the SAC of the approaching spouse. While in the SAC a man must never respond to the spouse or demonstrate any sense of urgency in leaving the SAC when called to leave. An ideal SAC contains a beer fridge(stocked), shelves for snack foods, microwave, large screen TV for football and other sports, a serious stereo, wall photos of manly icons such as Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, John Wayne and Evil Kneivel and also a video gaming center if required. A bar with stools for other men trying to achieve total spousal avoidance is highly encouraged. A toilet is ideal to prevent exiting the SAC for obvious reasons.

"I spent the weekend in the Spousal Avoidance Center after my wife and I got into a fight".
"During football season I can be found in the Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC) on Monday night, Sat. and Sun."
"Dude, come on over, we will go to the SAC and avoid our spouses."
"My wife knows better than to come into the SAC with a honey do list".

Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC) by EastClintonHustla February 6, 2009

Work avoidance technician 

Some who works harder to avoid work than the task it self

Look at this work avoidance technician over here, he's working harder hiding from the foreman than doing the job.

Work avoidance technician by Uncow March 23, 2011