Accidente

(Ak-ci-dent-ay)

When someone makes a mistake. same as accident, but this word makes whatever you did sound a little less important.

"james i told you the party was at seven!"
-"oops, accidente!"

by Danyelle Salinas November 24, 2007

accidente

a made up italian word you say when something accidentally happened. there is also a game revolving around it where you kick your sibling and say "accidente"

accidente!

by hello it me motherfacka December 29, 2023

Accidenté

Basically when you do an accidenté... what happens is you do something on accidenté

I know it's a shift and seek match it was an accidenté I swear...

by WolfKing25 September 25, 2022

consent accident

A phrase used by rapists to gaslight their victims into believing they weren't raped.

"Why did you rape me, Elliot?"
"It wasn't 'rape'", it was a consent accident".

by Robert Sanvagene November 19, 2022

consent accident

The act of forcing oneself onto a non-consenting party for the purposes of sexual gratification under the pretext that they did not understand that the non-consenting party's objections to said sexual contact.

HR: "Elliot, one of your colleagues claimed that you sexually assaulted them at the office Christmas party"
Elliot: "No Ma'am, it was a consent accident."

by Robert Sanvagene November 8, 2022

Boating accident

If you're out on a hunting trip and flip your boat and accidently loose all your registered weapons.

i lost all my guns in an boating accident.

The best shooters are the worst skippers.

by Ave End May 28, 2018

Accidental Adult

An individual whose age indicates maturity but whose approach to life suggests otherwise.

Whenever my neighbor waters his shrubs, he wags the garden hose between his legs and waves to traffic. Total accidental adult.

I try not to laugh when children call me “Mr.” They have no idea I’m an accidental adult.

by Peeper Winkman April 26, 2010