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acartohygieiophobia

(n.) The morbid fear of running out of toilet paper. From the Greek, literally "absence of paper for hygiene purposes, fear of."

An abnormal and persistent concern about the possibility of being without toilet paper at the vital moment. Highly variable in severity, can range from merely accumulating and storing excessive supplies of toilet paper to at the most extreme end, a need to stock up "just in case" every time the person goes past a shop, even though the house is already full of the stuff.

Milder forms of toilet paper anxiety not fulfilling criteria for the full-blown disorder include obsessions with whether the paper comes off the roll from the top or underneath, and changing rolls around when they are on the "wrong" way.

(adj) acartohygieiophobic
My acartohygieiophobia is playing up today - had to buy a Super Saver pack of 24 rolls again.

She's acartohygieiophobic - did you see her checking out all the rolls in the stalls before choosing one?
acartohygieiophobia by Elizabby September 22, 2010
exclamation of disagreement or disgust popular in select social groups in east london
person a: ur a chief

Person b: abarts ur a poomplex
Abarts by big dawg e17 bang bang October 14, 2008
A non-derogatory Nigerian word for "African American"
Is he acarta or white?

In football, two-thirds of most NFL players are acartas, and most acartas are aggressive, hence we may assume they dominate the sport!!!!
acarta by The_AFRICAN December 8, 2009
The process of adding Album art to music (mainly mp3), normally using software (such as I-tunes).
You normally don't need to albart legal songs downloaded from Apple's music store.
Albart by Hrishikesh November 7, 2005

ambartsumian 

a lowly gutter gnome that rapes land mice as a hobby. Also known to sucks the salt off pretzels and then uses the saltless pretzels as a back scratch. Smells like butt crust.
Emily: I just met the nicest guy!
Andy: Oh God, is he an ambartsumian? I bet he's an ambartsumian. Did you meet him in a sewer?

abart show 

The expression you use when someone is exaggerating something.
Kaan abartma amk. Abart show başladı yine.
abart show by Bernarrd September 5, 2021