Absue

to massage someone's neck with the head of a penis

If you mistype on more word, I am going to absue the fuck out of you.

Absue by tapsteady May 20, 2011

Absternity 

Another term for oyster.

“Damn, this absternity is delicious.”

Absternity by cringe terminator June 6, 2019

perfection abuse 

Demanding a level of commitment from someone in a relationship, as if they should have read your mind. A way of keeping someone focused on their own faults, keeping you safe and secure from reproach.

With my girlfriend, not only did I have to remember all the holidays and what we did and wore that day, I had to remember everthing we said to each other and know what kind of gift she wanted and how I was supposed to present them to her. What a perfection abuse hell I had to live through!!

perfection abuse by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009

absurdres 

Very high resolution images.

An image with this tag should be at least 3200 pixels wide or 2400 pixels tall.

That picture of Lala should be tagged with absurdres

absurdres by StickyAnimeRice December 6, 2011

MATH=Mental Abuse To Human 

mental abuse to human

My teacher did MATH=Mental Abuse To Human

MATH=Mental Abuse To Human by crazyilluminati March 1, 2017

abuelita 

The little grandma who you think is innocent but is actually giving Lance anxiety, and making Rosa go on a cleaning streak.

ABUELITA IS COMING

abuelita by emschaoticlife August 26, 2016

hashtag abuser 

A person who excessively uses hash tags in everything they do. Also someone who uses hash tags that are a paragraph long.

"omg Bethanne I just had the most delish bologna sandwich! I've gotta post about it!". Status update: I ate a bologna sandwich so much yum! #delish #socks #mayoattacktothemax #bread #nomnomnom #pig #beef #horse #fowl #mybolognahasafirstnameitsoscarmybolognahasasecondnameitsmayerilovetoeatiteverydayandifyouaskmewhyisay #yum #pink #meat #pinkmeat #meatpink #meetcute #hashtag

"Wow Bridgette-Jo you're such a hashtag abuser"

hashtag abuser by I'm_relevant August 4, 2014