Absofuckingnot 

The negative form of Absofuckinglutely. Shorthand for Absofuckinglutely not, or otherwise absolutely fucking not, it is used to place extreme emphasis on a negative answer.

"Hey, are you excited for the lab today?"

"Absofuckingnot"

Absofuckingnot by Pericles Ozymandias April 3, 2024

Absofuckinglutely 

Meaning absolutely, but with meaning. :)

Do you want to go to the movies?

Absofuckinglutely!

Absofuckinglutely by AWB April 5, 2004

absofuckinglutely 

An intensified version of absolutely, totally, or yes. Can be used to show one's excitement or enthusiasm. Also can be used to make a statement or discussion irrevocable.

Are you sure th he sky is blue? "Absofuckinglutely!!"

absofuckinglutely by Electrical Engineer 1000 April 12, 2016

absofuckinglutely 

Being 100% positive about something

Melia: You wanna go to that party next weekend in Boston?
Simona: absofuckinglutely, lets get wasted!

absofuckinglutely by Meliacz January 5, 2019

absofuckinglutely 

An expression used to convey supreme agreement.

Mary: Pizza Hut has the best pizza ever.
Carrie: Absofuckinglutely.

absofuckinglutely by IWillBeYour419 April 12, 2004

absofuckingloutly 

an agreement,between 2 or more people.

like when your friend asks you if you like like boobs and your like absofuckingloutly.(Not just absoulutly but absofuckingloutly

absofuckingloutly by Josho n' chris January 10, 2004

Absofuckinglutely 

The same as the word absolutely but expressed with extreme emotion

I am going to absofuckinglutely murder you at a game of Madden. Ex.2 There is absofuckinglutely no way I'm giving you my password.

Absofuckinglutely by D. Dubya July 12, 2015