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J.J. Abrams
We're gonna make you eat our shit! Then we're gonna make you shit out our shit! Then we're gonna make you eat your shit, which is made up of our shit which we made you eat!
J.J. Abrams - Fuck this fucker up his mother fucking ass.
J.J. Abrams - Fuck this fucker up his mother fucking ass.
J.J. Abrams by Coffeman May 22, 2013
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J.J. Abrams
noun, media
Term for an unimaginative, nihilistic director/producer who takes major film franchises from your childhood known for their wonder and for untouchable protagonists, and pumps them full of needlessly bleak, depressing, post modern themes in which no one is safe for his own entertainment. This holds especially true of a producer/director who kills off major, well loved characters for mere shock value.
synonyms: asshole, goth kid, moody teenager, modern artist
Term for an unimaginative, nihilistic director/producer who takes major film franchises from your childhood known for their wonder and for untouchable protagonists, and pumps them full of needlessly bleak, depressing, post modern themes in which no one is safe for his own entertainment. This holds especially true of a producer/director who kills off major, well loved characters for mere shock value.
synonyms: asshole, goth kid, moody teenager, modern artist
"Wow, that guy took it way too far with the Star Wars franchise. There's some things you just shouldn't do. What a J.J. Abrams. Oh, that's his name? What a coincidence."
J.J. Abrams by zagbison92 March 29, 2016
J.J. Abrams
1) To be an unoriginal, uninspired piece of shit and make a product that completely copies a classic property nearly plot point for plot point and be labeled its "saviour" after it's creator tried something different.
2) To think reversing Kirk and Spock makes good drama when remocking the 2nd Star Trek movie.
2) To think reversing Kirk and Spock makes good drama when remocking the 2nd Star Trek movie.
J.J. Abrams by ArwingKnight March 13, 2018
Gracie Abrams
Gracie is 22 (2021) and is one of the most talented women ever. she is also the daughter of JJ Abrams.
Gracie Abrams by swagkenzie October 21, 2021
abromantic
Alright since no one else was going to, abromantic is when you have fluid romantic attraction but there isn't exactly a set time it will change sometimes it changes in an hour sometimes a day.
Me: I'm abromantic.
Person: What does that mean.
Me: Uhhhh do you know what genderfluid means?
Person: No.
Me also being asexual: I'm not going to explain it to you then. *hops on dragon and flys away*
Person: What does that mean.
Me: Uhhhh do you know what genderfluid means?
Person: No.
Me also being asexual: I'm not going to explain it to you then. *hops on dragon and flys away*
abromantic by Just a citrus friend. November 11, 2020
Artie Abrams
A cute, talented, paraplegic guy who is on the hit show Glee. Is usually very nerdy, but funny. Isn't afraid to be himself, and is generally a sweet person with soulful eyes with a voice to match. Is generally considered smexy.
Artie Abrams by Zoe Rose~aiotsuki May 1, 2010
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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