Abraam 

An Egyptian - Muslim who thinks he/she is an African American - Christian because his/her name is in the bible and because he has dark skin.

Abraam, your not Muslim and your not black; face the facts

Abraam by Daidoniphile August 13, 2010

Abraham Xillahwehus 

Abraham Xillahwehus, or Popat Abraham Xillahwehus (Piss BUH), is a slang used by Indian right-wing atheists against Abrahamists. They pict Abraham as a cerberus, whose three heads mean the three Abrahamic religions (Christianity, Islam and Judaism). He holds a red flag besides him with Abrahamic symbols placed in a manner that look like Hammer, Sickle and Star, which picts Abarahamist association with Indian Communists. It is a very informal word and is used by almost every right-wing atheist in India.

Nastik: Oye Abraham Xillahwehus ki aulad kidhar jaa raha hai?

Librahami: Main toh gand maranne jaa raha hu unke paas.

Abraham Xillahwehus by Abungana October 28, 2022

J.J. Abrams 

Synonym for Fuckhole in the Trek universe.

We're gonna make you eat our shit! Then we're gonna make you shit out our shit! Then we're gonna make you eat your shit, which is made up of our shit which we made you eat!

J.J. Abrams - Fuck this fucker up his mother fucking ass.

J.J. Abrams by Coffeman May 22, 2013

Abraham Lincoln Jerk 

When you go to a theatre, sneak inside a booth and choose a target to cum on from behind. By doing so, you need to leave the theatre unnoticed.

"Dude I Abraham Lincoln Jerked on that old lady while she was watching the emoji movie."

Abraham Lincoln Jerk by WoopZerz April 19, 2018

J.J. Abrams 

noun, media
Term for an unimaginative, nihilistic director/producer who takes major film franchises from your childhood known for their wonder and for untouchable protagonists, and pumps them full of needlessly bleak, depressing, post modern themes in which no one is safe for his own entertainment. This holds especially true of a producer/director who kills off major, well loved characters for mere shock value.

synonyms: asshole, goth kid, moody teenager, modern artist

"Wow, that guy took it way too far with the Star Wars franchise. There's some things you just shouldn't do. What a J.J. Abrams. Oh, that's his name? What a coincidence."

J.J. Abrams by zagbison92 March 29, 2016

abraham lincoln was a good old man 

abrahaham lincoln was a good old man a dirty nursery rime used by school children and others to poke fun of abraham lincoln

abraham lincoln was a good old man jumped out the window with his dick in his hand he said excuse me laddies just doing my duty why not pull down your pants and give me some booty

abraham lincoln was a good old man by littlejimmie July 17, 2019

J.J. Abrams 

1) To be an unoriginal, uninspired piece of shit and make a product that completely copies a classic property nearly plot point for plot point and be labeled its "saviour" after it's creator tried something different.

2) To think reversing Kirk and Spock makes good drama when remocking the 2nd Star Trek movie.

When do people hate Rian Johnson when J.J. Abrams fucked up Star Wars after fucking Star Trek?

J.J. Abrams by ArwingKnight March 13, 2018