n; Someone who is utterly ridiculous and bro-like. There is no limit to the extravagance or embellishment to one of their stories. Stories usually include cocaine, girls, alcohol, and/or food.
Bystander: Woah, look at the new Rolling Stone cover!
Abraamfam: Oh, you didn't know? I knew that when I was born bro...Its got a picture of my friend from the band Phish, I followed them to Cali on tour the other week. Its gnarly, but oh YOU DIDN"T KNOW ABOUT IT? wierd bro coulda sworn you did.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.