abocado

Name: abocado Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
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YOU ARE AN IDIOT HAHAHAHAHA! YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING WROTE AVOCADO WRONG! LOL

nikocado avocado: helo
person1: me liek abocado
nikocado avocado: lol autocorrect
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person1: ratio
nikocado avocado: *dies*

abocado by nike kicks October 27, 2021

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abocado toats

bitch gimme some abocado toats I have swim practice in five minutes

abocado toats by steezytoes42069 November 16, 2020

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Nikocado Avocado

Nikocado avocado aka. A fat mukbanger manchild who constantly cries like a bitch and getting into fights with his boyfriend Orlin.

Person 1 : Hey have you heard a YouTube mukbanger called Nikocado avocado?

Person 2 : you mean a fat man child who always shoving food down his throat and having a mental breakdown and constantly having drama with his boyfriend Orlin whilst filming his YouTube video?

Nikocado Avocado by Bot August 19, 2020

Nikocado Avocado

1. See word (schmo)
2. An attention-loving fatass who creates “content” on YouTube by eating like a fucking pig. Bullies other YouTubers when they tell him no.

Jimmy: Did you hear about what Nikocado Avocado did this time?
Fred: Lemme guess, he dissed another guy for rejecting his sexual advances

Nikocado Avocado by Some.Random.Bitch August 4, 2020

Avocado

A horrible horrible cunt from Wedmore

I was chatting to that new girl the other night, what a fuckin avocado!

Avocado by James Chewit July 5, 2023

Fooking avocados

Avacados are the trendiest food of all time like you see people tagging them in there post and there a boyo enit

Louis: its like them fooking avocados

Liam:whats wrong with avocados

Louis: trendiest food of all time

Fooking avocados by 69.fxckm3.69 May 3, 2021

Nikocado Avocado

An adult who acts like he is 4 years old, and cry's on YouTube over nothing. And needs to see Doctor Phil.

Person 1: Hey did you see that cry baby on YouTube yesterday?
Person 2: Who, Nikocado Avocado?
Person 1: Yes
Person 2: Yeah, he should see Doctor Phil.

Nikocado Avocado by Water lover 69 May 28, 2020

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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