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YOU ARE AN IDIOT HAHAHAHAHA! YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING WROTE AVOCADO WRONG! LOL
nikocado avocado: helo
person1: me liek abocado
nikocado avocado: lol autocorrect
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person1: ratio
nikocado avocado: *dies*
abocado by nike kicks October 27, 2021
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abocado toats 

bitch gimme some abocado toats I have swim practice in five minutes
abocado toats by steezytoes42069 November 16, 2020

Nikocado Avocado 

Nikocado avocado aka. A fat mukbanger manchild who constantly cries like a bitch and getting into fights with his boyfriend Orlin.
Person 1 : Hey have you heard a YouTube mukbanger called Nikocado avocado?

Person 2 : you mean a fat man child who always shoving food down his throat and having a mental breakdown and constantly having drama with his boyfriend Orlin whilst filming his YouTube video?
Nikocado Avocado by Bot August 19, 2020

Nikocado Avocado 

1. See word (schmo)
2. An attention-loving fatass who creates “content” on YouTube by eating like a fucking pig. Bullies other YouTubers when they tell him no.
Jimmy: Did you hear about what Nikocado Avocado did this time?
Fred: Lemme guess, he dissed another guy for rejecting his sexual advances
A horrible horrible cunt from Wedmore
I was chatting to that new girl the other night, what a fuckin avocado!
Avocado by James Chewit July 5, 2023

Fooking avocados 

Avacados are the trendiest food of all time like you see people tagging them in there post and there a boyo enit
Louis: its like them fooking avocados

Liam:whats wrong with avocados

Louis: trendiest food of all time

Nikocado Avocado 

An adult who acts like he is 4 years old, and cry's on YouTube over nothing. And needs to see Doctor Phil.
Person 1: Hey did you see that cry baby on YouTube yesterday?
Person 2: Who, Nikocado Avocado?
Person 1: Yes
Person 2: Yeah, he should see Doctor Phil.
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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