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Abngery is the emotion of the Emoticon >:(. On one side its very angry but it‘s also a bit silly and goofy like: nyeh im going to kill you now >:( . As an alternativ you can also use D:< which is just the same but more horrified.
Im vewy abngery at you >:(
Abngery by 0zuzu0 September 15, 2023
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A joking way to say that you are angry or upset but you actually aren't

Can also be used in a condescending way towards people who get angry at things that are very obviously jokes
1. Person1: *runs friend over in video game*

Person2: *chuckles* "aNgery"

2. Person1: *runs friend over in video game*

Person2: "PERSON1 WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT!?"

Person1: *baby voice* "oh, are you angery? Did you get very slightly inconvenienced because I tried to make this a little more fun?"

Person2: "I hate you so much"
Angery by Dömbryßi January 17, 2020
When there are vegetals in your no vegetal steank
Stonks guy: Where Steank
Waytr: He'r e's your steank with NO VEGETALS as your ordered sir
Stonks guy: Cool and good
Vegetal: DID SOMEONE SAY NO VEGETALS?
Stonks guy: I taste a vegetal
Stonks guy: ANGERY
Angery by BigStupidIdiot June 2, 2021
You get angery wen take even 1 smoak of marijuano
Random guy: has take 3 smoak, ANGERY
Angery by The dankest of may mays November 1, 2017
A sarcastic, condescending, or taunting use of the word angry used on someone who is angry over something trivial or insignificant. Typically used in jest in some sort of explosive statement.
Your dad is playing country music and yelling "yee haw" again? ANGERY STEVEN!
angery by Sud! July 7, 2005

Angery raccoon 

Stick your finger in a butthole, yell their name. They turn around draw circles around their eyes with the feces that is on your finger. They run out of the house and knock the trash can over.
I was with a girl last night did the angery raccoon. I haven't seen her since.
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Angery Pirate 

When you are having sex with someone and right before you Cum you kick them in the leg and spooge in there eye ,and they limp away half blind and moaning "Aarrgh"
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or
We went to the Liquor store and she said she wanted to go sailing with captian so when we got home I gave her the "Angery Pirate"
or
"I gave that block rocking Bitch a Angery Pirate"
Angery Pirate by BigHam October 29, 2004
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