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absailing 

To work oneself in the rear enry with a dildo, whilst simultaneously masturbating - thus creating an image similar to one absailing down the face of a cliff
The village gossip grape-vines were set ablaze by news that Mrs Stratchlyde had entered the vestry, only to find the Vicar absailing in an upright stoop
absailing by Anonymous September 17, 2003
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Ambimailing 

Sending inappropriate emails after taking Ambien and having no memory of it the next morning. Used as a prefix for other activities such as eating and driving (DUIA).
Lower your dosage and stop Ambimailing me, already!
Ambimailing by AmbienceLover February 25, 2010

abigailian 

One who is consistently over-confident, i.e. often says "I am going to kick your ass". Anything related to kicking somone's ass often irrelevant to the actual margin of victory. This overconfidence is derived from her ability to give gnarly head.
"That bitch gives some serious abigailian head!"
abigailian by Nightjumper January 8, 2007

Absailing 

To lean backwards with your thumb in your butthole when stoking your cock in the other.
If done properly with the correct timing, it looks like you are repelling down a cliff.
Absailing: the way to reach the peak without climbing the mountain
Absailing by Smegal69 August 17, 2022