To work oneself in the rear enry with a dildo, whilst simultaneously masturbating - thus creating an image similar to one absailing down the face of a cliff
The village gossip grape-vines were set ablaze by news that Mrs Stratchlyde had entered the vestry, only to find the Vicar absailing in an upright stoop
Sending inappropriate emails after taking Ambien and having no memory of it the nextmorning. Used as a prefix for other activities such as eating and driving (DUIA).
One who is consistently over-confident, i.e. often says "I am going to kick your ass". Anything related to kicking somone's ass often irrelevant to the actual margin of victory. This overconfidence is derived from her ability to give gnarly head.
To lean backwards with your thumb in your butthole when stoking your cock in the other.
If done properly with the correct timing, it looks like you are repelling down a cliff.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.