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absailing 

To work oneself in the rear enry with a dildo, whilst simultaneously masturbating - thus creating an image similar to one absailing down the face of a cliff
The village gossip grape-vines were set ablaze by news that Mrs Stratchlyde had entered the vestry, only to find the Vicar absailing in an upright stoop
absailing by Anonymous September 17, 2003

Ambimailing 

Sending inappropriate emails after taking Ambien and having no memory of it the next morning. Used as a prefix for other activities such as eating and driving (DUIA).
Lower your dosage and stop Ambimailing me, already!
Ambimailing by AmbienceLover February 25, 2010

abigailian 

One who is consistently over-confident, i.e. often says "I am going to kick your ass". Anything related to kicking somone's ass often irrelevant to the actual margin of victory. This overconfidence is derived from her ability to give gnarly head.
"That bitch gives some serious abigailian head!"
abigailian by Nightjumper January 8, 2007

Absailing 

To lean backwards with your thumb in your butthole when stoking your cock in the other.
If done properly with the correct timing, it looks like you are repelling down a cliff.
Absailing: the way to reach the peak without climbing the mountain
Absailing by Smegal69 August 17, 2022
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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