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Applebeesable
A female that is attractive enough physically and mentally to indulge in a one on one Applebees date.
Applebeesable by Coochhitta May 23, 2023
applebees
An establishment where people are forced to wait long periods of time to be granted the right to order mediocre food with ridiculous names and overpriced drinks.
Take Your Grandma to Applebees
Take Your Grandma to Applebees by AnonDavid November 11, 2010
Taking Grandma to Applebees
Vague sexual euphemism for the act of soaking your hand in water until it becomes wrinkly, and then manipulating your rectum. Popular among an extremely small segment of late night television viewers.
Conan's been in the tub all morning. Last time he did this I caught him taking Grandma to Applebees. I hope he at least trimmed his fingernails first this time.
Taking Grandma to Applebees by Rex Acren November 11, 2010
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