AUCTD

All You Care To Drink

It used to be AUCD- All You Can Drink, but with increasing deaths and injuries due to alcohol on college campuses, local bars are changing their specials to All You Care To Drink. Now the questions stands: Do you care to drink as much as you can drink?

Wristband night: $5 AUCTD

by AJLaCrosse May 12, 2010

Couch Auction

When a group of Facebook trolls find random live streams and ask about an imaginary couch they are selling. These trolls normally focus on Pearl Parties and Jewelry Showcases being broadcasted on Facebook Live by old women. If one person asks, they look stupid, but when these trolls come in numbers 20+, they are powerful. They will call the broadcaster the opposite gender to anger them more.

These trolls will send messages like:
"Am I too late for the couch auction?"
"Young man/lady, did you sell the couch yet?"
"Hi, is the couch still for sale?"
"Hello, I saw a craigslist ad that said you were selling a couch."
"Your friend Ashanti told me you're selling a couch."
"Show us the couch little girl/boy."
"Shoe on head"

The only way to fend these trolls off is putting a shoe on your head. They take a screenshot, put it in their troll group, then leave. All in all, they are very harmless and will not post obscene or vulgar messages on your live video. They just want to buy your couch or see a shoe on your head.

Lady: Ok everyone, here is number 22 it is a silver neckla-
Troll: Hi young man, am I too late for the Couch Auction?
Lady: No, this is not a couch auction and I am not a man. This is a jewelry showcase.
Troll: Ashanti sent me. She said you're selling your couch. Do not lie, little boy
Lady: I am not selling a couch! Get a life
Troll: Shoe on head

by iDateBlackGirls December 17, 2017

auctions

to bid and or place a bid on a item up for sale

today in California the auctions are going to be spectacular

by JAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!! May 14, 2016

auctor

The person who donates the genetic material used to create a clone. The "mother" or "father" of the clone. An auctor and their clone are genetically identical.

Clair created a clone of herself named Elyse. Clair is Elyse's auctor.

In the Austin Powers movies, Dr. Evil is the auctor of Mini-me.

In Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Obi-Wan discovers that bounty hunter Jango Fett is the auctor of the clone army.

by sonofdarko May 20, 2011

Silent Auctioning

The act of staring at a womans camel toe, the opposite of basket shopping.

I was silent auctioning the shit out of this chicks vag today.

by TheClucass October 7, 2010

auction hangover

the bad feeling you experience after you drink too much at a charity auction and spend money you don't have

I have a bad auction hangover. I got drunk and bought a 9 liter bottle of fine wine. Unfortunately, I have to take out a second mortgage, but at least I outbid paddle #78 and showed him who's boss. Of course, I did it for the children.

by napajoe June 11, 2014

Autdar

The ability of autistic people to spot other autistic people, even when those people don't know they are autistic.

Person 1: "Oh yeah, they're definitely autistic."
Person 2: "Did they tell you?"
Person 1: "Nah, they set off my autdar."

by katieemw95 April 25, 2023