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"do you like this top?

is that it?

yeah its asos"
asos by jimmynapes January 16, 2011
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Probably the best shop ever in the world. Has everything you could even need and the nicest clothes :). Only downside is you can't try clothes on :/
hey, wheres your top from

ASOS :)

ASOS, wtf is that??

ONLY the best ever shop? :o
ASOS by itsmeee:) April 28, 2010
Related Words
asosmwe Asosous Asoss Aso
It's a person, he once watched people become Ellen Degeneres, cute owo, is a friend. Yes. He is really cute.
asos dms
asos by grocery store December 1, 2018
"oh man, she looks like ASOS"
"don't say that, she doesn't look that bad"
ASOS by anne lies July 29, 2021
1.) asosmwe is when something is so cool or awesome that you can't say or spell it correctly.

2.) misspelling/saying of awesome
person A: Dude, that was so asosmwe!
person B: ... Don't you mean awesome?
person A: No, dude... BETTER.
Asoss is a name/word that can be found in ancient books written by farmers and beggars 200 BC. The meaning of it has been discussed by scholars for centuries, and it is still unclear if Asoss was meant to be as a joke between the homeless people or if it actually meant something important. The stand today is that Asoss can be used as a name but that it is a noun, adjective, and a verb as well. Hence, making Asoss the most confusing and most misplaced word/name in our modern society.

The short version to describe the name Asoss is if you think of an itching that you have, which you cannot reach with your own hands --> Asoss
My name is Asoss, not Assos!
Where is my Asoss? (Noun)
Stop being such an Asoss! (Adjective)
Do you want to Asoss with me today? (Verb)
Asoss by Handsomboy July 26, 2019
He was asosous to me
Asosous by Mynameislagaan April 4, 2024
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