Asober 

Drunk

Katie usually drops it low when she’s asober.

Asober by desertdolls June 10, 2022

assberry 

a MAJOR pain in the ass.
i.e someone who doesn't understand that you really don't like them or care about what they are talking about and insists on cramping your style.

sarah: ...and then i looked at him and he looked at me and we just stared at each other and then he smiled and i smiled back and i looked away because i was starting to get embarrassed and then looked back and he was still looking and like...
aisah: *tries to write her lj entry* CAN YOU STOP BEING AN ASSBERRY FOR JUST ONE SECOND ?!

assberry by sarahmae September 29, 2007

Assberg 

A person whose ass is so large it is likened to that of an iceberg, the similarity being that an iceberg has 90 percent of it's volume bellow the surface of the ocean, a person designated as an assberg has 90 percent of their body bellow their waist.

That girls ass is huge--it's an assberg!

Assberg by mrdoad December 24, 2007

asbergers without the berger

Douche baggery actions, acting like a jerk

He was totally acting like he had asbergers without the berger.

asbergers without the berger by Mama TSTOJ November 16, 2011

Assberg 

A large clump of feces on your toilet paper when your wipe prematurely.

Man, I just wiped my ass and I had a HUGE assberg!

Assberg by The MrEcted One April 27, 2006

Askbergers

An affliction suffered by one without the social skill to realize he is asking for WAY too much stuff on facebook: free renovations, ‘go fund me’s’, materials, baby furniture, meal trains etc...AKA ‘social media begging’!!

Good lord! That is the second meal train he’s asked for this week and this time he’s requesting vegan!! What! Does he have Askbergers?

Askbergers by Dies Faustus May 21, 2018

assberet

A more pretentious version of an asshat, often accompanied by an ironic moustache, rapist glasses, a general hipster-like demeanor, or in extreme cases a combination of all three.

Kiki's assberet of a boyfriend won't stop sermonizing about how he liked those Chilean miners more when they were still underground.

assberet by KikisBoyfriend November 21, 2010