a MAJOR pain in the ass.
i.e someone who doesn't understand that you really don't like them or care about what they are talking about and insists on cramping your style.

sarah: ...and then i looked at him and he looked at me and we just stared at each other and then he smiled and i smiled back and i looked away because i was starting to get embarrassed and then looked back and he was still looking and like...
aisah: *tries to write her lj entry* CAN YOU STOP BEING AN ASSBERRY FOR JUST ONE SECOND ?!

assberry by sarahmae September 29, 2007

Related Words

Asober • Assberry • Assberg • Asber • assberger • Agoberti • aoberness • Asberger's • asbergers without the berger • Asberger’d

Assberg

A person whose ass is so large it is likened to that of an iceberg, the similarity being that an iceberg has 90 percent of it's volume bellow the surface of the ocean, a person designated as an assberg has 90 percent of their body bellow their waist.

That girls ass is huge--it's an assberg!

Assberg by mrdoad December 24, 2007

asbergers without the berger

Douche baggery actions, acting like a jerk

He was totally acting like he had asbergers without the berger.

asbergers without the berger by Mama TSTOJ November 16, 2011

Assberg

A large clump of feces on your toilet paper when your wipe prematurely.

Man, I just wiped my ass and I had a HUGE assberg!

Assberg by The MrEcted One April 27, 2006

Askbergers

An affliction suffered by one without the social skill to realize he is asking for WAY too much stuff on facebook: free renovations, ‘go fund me’s’, materials, baby furniture, meal trains etc...AKA ‘social media begging’!!

Good lord! That is the second meal train he’s asked for this week and this time he’s requesting vegan!! What! Does he have Askbergers?

Askbergers by Dies Faustus May 21, 2018

assberet

A more pretentious version of an asshat, often accompanied by an ironic moustache, rapist glasses, a general hipster-like demeanor, or in extreme cases a combination of all three.

Kiki's assberet of a boyfriend won't stop sermonizing about how he liked those Chilean miners more when they were still underground.

assberet by KikisBoyfriend November 21, 2010

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026