asos
asos by jimmynapes January 16, 2011
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asosmwe
1.) asosmwe is when something is so cool or awesome that you can't say or spell it correctly.
2.) misspelling/saying of awesome
2.) misspelling/saying of awesome
person A: Dude, that was so asosmwe!
person B: ... Don't you mean awesome?
person A: No, dude... BETTER.
person B: ... Don't you mean awesome?
person A: No, dude... BETTER.
asosmwe by theonekidyouneverremember August 1, 2012
Asoss
Asoss is a name/word that can be found in ancient books written by farmers and beggars 200 BC. The meaning of it has been discussed by scholars for centuries, and it is still unclear if Asoss was meant to be as a joke between the homeless people or if it actually meant something important. The stand today is that Asoss can be used as a name but that it is a noun, adjective, and a verb as well. Hence, making Asoss the most confusing and most misplaced word/name in our modern society.
The short version to describe the name Asoss is if you think of an itching that you have, which you cannot reach with your own hands --> Asoss
The short version to describe the name Asoss is if you think of an itching that you have, which you cannot reach with your own hands --> Asoss
My name is Asoss, not Assos!
Where is my Asoss? (Noun)
Stop being such an Asoss! (Adjective)
Do you want to Asoss with me today? (Verb)
Where is my Asoss? (Noun)
Stop being such an Asoss! (Adjective)
Do you want to Asoss with me today? (Verb)
Asoss by Handsomboy July 26, 2019
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