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A label that is given to the people who violated the Antisocial Behavior Order. It's a pejorative that was given to the people by the British government.
MP Smith: Those ASBOs are a huge problem for our society.
ASBOs by Critikale May 19, 2018
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1.) asosmwe is when something is so cool or awesome that you can't say or spell it correctly.

2.) misspelling/saying of awesome
person A: Dude, that was so asosmwe!
person B: ... Don't you mean awesome?
person A: No, dude... BETTER.
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asbestos hands 

What my aunt and lots of waitstaff have, that let you take a hot plate right out of the oven without an oven mitt.
"Damn! I just burned my hand on this! That waitress must have asbestos hands."
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A name commonly used by Nigerians.
Being born on a Sunday.
Why did your parents name you Abosede?
Because I was born on a Sunday.
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Asbestorant 

A restaurant that specializes in serving asbestos
Come down to the Asbestorant! We serve the best asbestos in the westos!
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Asbestos Newt 

A very tall invisible lizard resembling a newt. Result of a newt being exposed to the chemical asbestos.
"Yo dawg that lizard is HUGE!"

"That ain't no lizard man! Its an asbestos newt!"
Asbestos Newt by Bapup November 28, 2011

Asiosexual 

being sexually or romantically attracted precisely to Asians while not feeling forms of attraction towards other ethnicities.
"isn't that guy hot?"

"I don't think so, I'm asiosexual."
Asiosexual by clover99 April 7, 2015
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