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Asnoscrat 

The leader we don't know that we need.
A person who by simply being themselves, in the right place, at the right time, becomes a legend and a hero. The guy who accidentally over-orders just before unexpected guests arrive, or the man wearing a Tnettenba shirt on countdown.
Did you see the guy who just had to leave down that case of beer to get in his ride? Saying "go for it, guys" was such an asnoscratic move.
Asnoscrat by Profiley mcprofileface September 12, 2020
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Asnoscrat 

The leader we don't know that we need.
A person who by simply being themselves, in the right place, at the right time, becomes a legend and a hero. The guy who accidentally over-orders just before unexpected guests arrive, or the man wearing a Tnettenba shirt on countdown.
Did you see the guy who just had to put down that case of beer to get in his ride? Saying"go for it, guys" was such an asnoscratic move.
Asnoscrat by Profiley mcprofileface September 12, 2020

Asscrater 

The little divots and wrinkles on fat peoples butt cheeks that you cant help but notice.
We went to the lake and saw a fat lady who had the biggest Asscrater on her rump.
Asscrater by NICKAPLEZ March 25, 2009

asscratchedly

1. To be in ones state of scratching-ass

2. Urban slang for butter pecan ice cream
1. When your butt just can’t stop itching and it feels superb. “Im asscratchedly right now, and it is amazing.”

2. Do you want some asscratchedly ice cream
asscratchedly by ezp12345 February 10, 2020

ASSCRATER 

Noun: Similar to an ASSHOLE but much more extreme.
Dick and Virgina Johnson constantly receive the "ASSCRATER of the Party" award due to their rude and selfish behavior toward other people!
ASSCRATER by Dr. Real Nasty January 24, 2023

autoscratch 

When your butthole itches, and you fart so hard it automatically scratches it.
My butthole itches.

Try to fart and autoscratch it.
autoscratch by Smoot007 September 27, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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