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Asnoscrat 

The leader we don't know that we need.
A person who by simply being themselves, in the right place, at the right time, becomes a legend and a hero. The guy who accidentally over-orders just before unexpected guests arrive, or the man wearing a Tnettenba shirt on countdown.
Did you see the guy who just had to leave down that case of beer to get in his ride? Saying "go for it, guys" was such an asnoscratic move.
Asnoscrat by Profiley mcprofileface September 12, 2020
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Asnoscrat 

The leader we don't know that we need.
A person who by simply being themselves, in the right place, at the right time, becomes a legend and a hero. The guy who accidentally over-orders just before unexpected guests arrive, or the man wearing a Tnettenba shirt on countdown.
Did you see the guy who just had to put down that case of beer to get in his ride? Saying"go for it, guys" was such an asnoscratic move.
Asnoscrat by Profiley mcprofileface September 12, 2020
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Asscrater 

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asscratchedly

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ASSCRATER 

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ASSCRATER by Dr. Real Nasty January 24, 2023

autoscratch 

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Try to fart and autoscratch it.
autoscratch by Smoot007 September 27, 2020