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Asnoscrat 

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The leader we don't know that we need.
A person who by simply being themselves, in the right place, at the right time, becomes a legend and a hero. The guy who accidentally over-orders just before unexpected guests arrive, or the man wearing a Tnettenba shirt on countdown.
Did you see the guy who just had to leave down that case of beer to get in his ride? Saying "go for it, guys" was such an asnoscratic move.
Asnoscrat by Profiley mcprofileface September 12, 2020
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Asnoscrat 

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The leader we don't know that we need.
A person who by simply being themselves, in the right place, at the right time, becomes a legend and a hero. The guy who accidentally over-orders just before unexpected guests arrive, or the man wearing a Tnettenba shirt on countdown.
Did you see the guy who just had to put down that case of beer to get in his ride? Saying"go for it, guys" was such an asnoscratic move.
Asnoscrat by Profiley mcprofileface September 12, 2020

Asscrater 

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The little divots and wrinkles on fat peoples butt cheeks that you cant help but notice.
We went to the lake and saw a fat lady who had the biggest Asscrater on her rump.
Asscrater by NICKAPLEZ March 25, 2009

asscratchedly

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1. To be in ones state of scratching-ass

2. Urban slang for butter pecan ice cream
1. When your butt just can’t stop itching and it feels superb. “Im asscratchedly right now, and it is amazing.”

2. Do you want some asscratchedly ice cream
asscratchedly by ezp12345 February 10, 2020

ASSCRATER 

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Noun: Similar to an ASSHOLE but much more extreme.
Dick and Virgina Johnson constantly receive the "ASSCRATER of the Party" award due to their rude and selfish behavior toward other people!
ASSCRATER by Dr. Real Nasty January 24, 2023

autoscratch 

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When your butthole itches, and you fart so hard it automatically scratches it.
My butthole itches.

Try to fart and autoscratch it.
autoscratch by Smoot007 September 27, 2020
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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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