Asappy 

As soon as possibly! ASAP-y, abbreviation spoken as an acronym.

Mom just left the checkout line to grab something else, she better get back asappy!

Asappy by post s script September 19, 2023

ASAPPMDF

As Soon As Physically Possible My Dear Fellow
A vaguely humurous way of telling someone to get their ass in gear.

Doesn't roll off of the tongue, however.

I only have three minutes to live so respond ASAPPMDF

ASAPPMDF by Mark Reed February 3, 2006

scrappy adappy 

a tiny or miniuture sized dog or other animal that has no tail and skips on one leg, and also has spots.

here comes scrappy adappy with his nub chi waging and he's skipping

scrappy adappy by motaman July 2, 2005

ASAPTY 

A: as | S: soon | A: as | P: possible | T: thank | Y: you

*texts mom* "Hey, I just got my period, please get me pads ASAPTY!"

ASAPTY by Electric Archer December 27, 2016

aappy 

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aappy by Itsfunneh May 11, 2020

ASAPP 

as soon as pandemic-ally possible

please process payment ASAPP

ASAPP by Oh So Flixy May 15, 2020