ASAHFP

Acronym for "as soon as humanly fucking possible"

Gitch yo' ass back to the choppa ASAHFP!

ASAHFP by cremetorium August 25, 2021

ASAFP 

As Soon As Fucking Possible

We needed those numbers yesterday! Get me that report ASAFP!

ASAFP by belmug October 17, 2003

ASAFP 

To do something As Soon As Fucking Possible, or As Soon As Frickin Possible.

Look, the tornado is going to be in here within a few minutes, get over here ASAFP!!!

ASAFP by The Kentucky Yankee May 15, 2005

ASAMFP 

As Soon As Mother Fuckin Possible

I need a confirmation from you ASAMFP!

ASAMFP by goatofcolors August 18, 2009

ASAFP 

As soon as fucking possible

Get me that item ASAFP!

ASAFP by Jensen Roth July 24, 2008

ASAFP 

Stands for As Soon As Fucking Possible. Takes the universally understood adage ASAP to a whole new level of emphasis.

Babe, I'm thirsty as hell. Bring me a Pellegrino ASAFP.

ASAFP by MJM27 November 17, 2009

ASAFP 

An acronym for: "As Soon As Fucking Possible". Sooner than ASAP (as soon as possible).

Bill: Dude, where the fuck have you been? It's been forever!
Josh: Here, there, you know how I do. We do need to chill soon though.
Bill: Fa sho man! Hit me up ASAFP!

ASAFP by urmommycock August 4, 2011