MJM27's definitions

Stardar

The inate ability to locate a Starbucks nearby when traveling in unfamiliar territory.

Friend 1: “We need to find a Starbucks in this town. I need a triple chai latte pronto.”

Friend 2: “No problem, I’m guessing there should be a Bucks up ahead on the left.”

Friend 1: “You’re right -- I see it. Man, how do you do that? Your stardar always amazes me.”

by MJM27 December 2, 2009

FYA

Informing someone about something you did with the intent of getting appreciation

FYA, I took out the garbage earlier

by MJM27 January 25, 2010

ASAFP

Stands for As Soon As Fucking Possible. Takes the universally understood adage ASAP to a whole new level of emphasis.

Babe, I'm thirsty as hell. Bring me a Pellegrino ASAFP.

by MJM27 November 17, 2009