Definitions by MJM27

FYA

Informing someone about something you did with the intent of getting appreciation

FYA, I took out the garbage earlier

FYA by MJM27 January 25, 2010

Stardar 

The inate ability to locate a Starbucks nearby when traveling in unfamiliar territory.

Friend 1: “We need to find a Starbucks in this town. I need a triple chai latte pronto.”

Friend 2: “No problem, I’m guessing there should be a Bucks up ahead on the left.”

Friend 1: “You’re right -- I see it. Man, how do you do that? Your stardar always amazes me.”

Stardar by MJM27 December 2, 2009

ASAFP 

Stands for As Soon As Fucking Possible. Takes the universally understood adage ASAP to a whole new level of emphasis.

Babe, I'm thirsty as hell. Bring me a Pellegrino ASAFP.

ASAFP by MJM27 November 17, 2009