The act of ejaculation among women and men alike, as long as it is completed through a second party.
Him: IMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM APPROACHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Him 2, enter stage left: LETS APPROACH TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Him 2, enter stage left: LETS APPROACH TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Dr. Georgina Phalangie MD February 19, 2018
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Get the Approaching mug.When you are in great need of a poo of epic proprtions. Said poo will be so destructive to the toilet that the carnage will be similar to that inflicted on the german town of dresden by allied bombers during world war 2. Therefore your bomb bay is full and you are 'approaching dresden.'
Guy 1: ''Why do you look so uncomfortable''
Guy 2: ''I'm busting for a crap. Seriously, it feels like I'm approaching dresden here.''
Guy 2: ''I'm busting for a crap. Seriously, it feels like I'm approaching dresden here.''
by Brizhiz March 15, 2008
Get the approaching dresden mug.When you get a chill down your spine and the feeling that someone is about to get you. 50% of the time this means you are about to get the shit kicked out of you.
“What is this Santa Claus person, and how do I find him?”
"why?"
"Im going to kill him."
Somewhere on earth, Saint Nicolas shivered from sudden Approaching Doom Syndrome
"why?"
"Im going to kill him."
Somewhere on earth, Saint Nicolas shivered from sudden Approaching Doom Syndrome
by Varigos Dourden January 8, 2009
Get the Approaching Doom Syndrome mug.The sense of exponential dread that occurs when one more closely nears one's workplace. If one is driving down a hill to said workplace the effect is sometimes described as Hell like.
(In a carpool on a public service ad) "What's wrong Jake? Your face has gone white."
"Look down there at the bottom of the hill and to the right!"
"OH MY GOD! IT"S THAT PLACE WE WORK!"
(A psychologist enters the ad and states paternally; "This is approaching occupational neurosis. Don't let it happen to you or anyone you care about. Resign or seek professional help immediately!"
"Look down there at the bottom of the hill and to the right!"
"OH MY GOD! IT"S THAT PLACE WE WORK!"
(A psychologist enters the ad and states paternally; "This is approaching occupational neurosis. Don't let it happen to you or anyone you care about. Resign or seek professional help immediately!"
by Cirdellin December 30, 2009
Get the Approaching occupational neurosis mug.When you get a chill down your spine and the feeling that someone is about to get you. 50% of the time this means you are about to get the shit kicked out of you.
“What is this Santa Claus person, and how do I find him?”
"why?"
"Im going to kill him."
Somewhere on earth, Saint Nicolas shivered from sudden Approaching Doom Syndrome.
"why?"
"Im going to kill him."
Somewhere on earth, Saint Nicolas shivered from sudden Approaching Doom Syndrome.
by Varigos Do'urden January 5, 2009
Get the Approaching Doom Syndrome mug.When someone has had enough of someone else's bullshit. Especially if it is their spouse, child or loved one & they decide to redefine their life & put themselves first for once. When you've spent your entire life doing for someone else & you have sacrificed goals, opportunities & chances & decided to go back & live life for the first time in your life by picking up the broken pieces of yourself that they have destroyed & shattered.
Lorraine started Approaching_Normal when she picked her head up, took one step & then another followed by another & never looked back once she stopped believing everything that was said & done to her. She dug deep, stopped doubting herself & her decisions & knew she had self worth & started to appreciate herself & love herself. Lorraine was Approaching_Normal
by PurplePrimrose September 9, 2020
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