AOLeffect

when husbands/boyfriends benefit sexually from their partner's admiration of Alex O'Loughlin AKA Steve McGarrett in the new Hawaii Five-0. often seen on twitter hashtagged as #AOLeffect

My husband always gets lucky on Monday nites after Hawaii Five-0 'cause McGarrett is such a BAMF #AOLeffect

by #AOL_H50 October 31, 2011

aeffect

A combination of effect and affect, so that you're never wrong. Aeffect is a result of, influence by, or article.

1. Something brought about by a cause or agent; a result.
2. The power to produce an outcome or achieve a result; influence.
3. To have an influence on or effect a change in.
4. To act on the emotions of; touch or move.

His words aeffected my ability to enjoy the fireworks.

The magician produced a neat aeffect.

Anger can be used to great aeffect.

Harry Potter aeffects the lives of ordinary muggles.

by _zaq July 16, 2011

æffect

A word used when you don't know if you should use affect or effect, and you don't feel like looking it up.

Person 1: The æffect of his actions ended in him being banned from the server.
Person 2: Dude just f***ing Google which one to use

by King Depresso Expresso March 8, 2020

andeffective

A mealy-mouthed "feature" of some hyped product, spoken after cheerful and virtuous-sounding words like "safe" or cheap", and intended to not actually lie but sometimes to trick someone into thinking you mean one thing when you may actually mean something entirely the opposite.

When a radio or TV advertiser says that some medicine or other edible substance is "tasty andeffective", I never know if he is indeed saying, "and effective", or if he's really saying, "and DEfective"!

by QuacksO December 8, 2016