The act of "rubbing one out" without the use of hands. This can be done various different ways. The most popular way is grinding against one's own pants.

Ricky was busy playing guitar, so he used The Amputated Hand trick.

The Amputated Hand by Asher Levi September 16, 2010

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Amputantement

(n.)
A form of irrational response to a situation.
A freak out session, most commonly found with females.

"Why are you having an amputantement about this?"

Amputantement by Amputantement February 25, 2017

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Foreskin amputation

Another term for circumcision.

I saw John's pecker he's got a foreskin amputation.

Foreskin amputation by Deep blue 2012 July 30, 2009

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Amputationist

Someone with a PHD in amputation.

Kez: what's in the drain?
Debbie: The Greys Anatomy Medical book is the best book for the novice amputationist.

Amputationist by SeraphimBitches June 15, 2021

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Amputate

To completely cut off or end an intimate relationship with a guy or girl.

Jeff: "Man, I caught her cheating again tonight. I know she loves me, but still it hurts every time. I don't know what to do."
Jeff's friend: "You know Jeff, I'm sorry about this, but I think we're going to have to amputate. Lock the doors, Marty!"
*Marty locks doors*
Jeff's friend: "You're not seeing her tonight, Jeff, or ever again."

Amputate by ebarb44 March 6, 2010

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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