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Alla Akhba
Fucking a girl so hard, her large intestine comes out and you wear it as a turban. Then you scream "Alla Akhba!"
-Where did you get that cool turban
- My girl and I did the Alla Akhba before our flight this morning.
- My girl and I did the Alla Akhba before our flight this morning.
Alla Akhba by anuslasgna April 10, 2015
Related Words
AKHB • akhbari • Akhbarism • akhbla • sophia.akhbari • Alla Akhba • Allah hu Akhbar • Allah-u Akhbar
Allah-u Akhbar
Means “God Is Great”. It can be used in 2 ways
1: To signify actual thank for god
2: To yell at everyone before exploding a major building
1: To signify actual thank for god
2: To yell at everyone before exploding a major building
Sc. 1
*Muslim Guy gets a good grade*
Muslim Guy: Allah-u Akhbar, I thank god for giving me that grade
Sc. 2:
Terrorist Muslim Guy: “ALLAH-U AKHBAR!”
*Terrorist Muslim Guy blows up a major building*
*Muslim Guy gets a good grade*
Muslim Guy: Allah-u Akhbar, I thank god for giving me that grade
Sc. 2:
Terrorist Muslim Guy: “ALLAH-U AKHBAR!”
*Terrorist Muslim Guy blows up a major building*
Allah-u Akhbar by SomeRandomUrbDicBruv June 15, 2022
Allah hu Akhbar
When Allahs Worshippers think they are helping you out when bombing themselves and killing half the population of iraq while suiciding
Allah hu Akhbar by AllahHimselfOnEarth November 28, 2020
akhbari
A last name given to amazing people. This last name comes from Iran and the people with this last name are very gifted and smart. they normally have brown hair or black hair brown eyes. if you know somebody with this last name you are one of the luckiest people in the world, if you have this last name well i don't know what to say your a god.
sophia.akhbari
Sophia Akhbari the best human on earth. She has brown hair brown eyes and is pretty tall. She has two best friends that names start with a K and A. If you know a Sophia Akhbari you are very lucky if I are a Sophia Akhbari you’re a god.
sophia.akhbari by Bailey Sanders December 3, 2020
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