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Alla Akhba 

Fucking a girl so hard, her large intestine comes out and you wear it as a turban. Then you scream "Alla Akhba!"
-Where did you get that cool turban
- My girl and I did the Alla Akhba before our flight this morning.
Alla Akhba by anuslasgna April 10, 2015

Allah-u Akhbar

Means “God Is Great”. It can be used in 2 ways

1: To signify actual thank for god
2: To yell at everyone before exploding a major building
Sc. 1
*Muslim Guy gets a good grade*
Muslim Guy: Allah-u Akhbar, I thank god for giving me that grade

Sc. 2:
Terrorist Muslim Guy: “ALLAH-U AKHBAR!”
*Terrorist Muslim Guy blows up a major building*

Allah hu Akhbar 

When Allahs Worshippers think they are helping you out when bombing themselves and killing half the population of iraq while suiciding
At a party - Allah hu Akhbar , Everyone dies a painful death
A last name given to amazing people. This last name comes from Iran and the people with this last name are very gifted and smart. they normally have brown hair or black hair brown eyes. if you know somebody with this last name you are one of the luckiest people in the world, if you have this last name well i don't know what to say your a god.
Sophia Akhbari the greatest human of all times.
akhbari by june jj November 25, 2020

sophia.akhbari

Sophia Akhbari the best human on earth. She has brown hair brown eyes and is pretty tall. She has two best friends that names start with a K and A. If you know a Sophia Akhbari you are very lucky if I are a Sophia Akhbari you’re a god.
sophia.akhbari by Bailey Sanders December 3, 2020
Akhbla wants to blow up the school
akhbla by Speedyo3 June 9, 2016