6 definitions by anuslasgna

McDonald's Happy Meal

When you take a quarter pound cheeseburger, milkshake, fries, diced apples, and a toy, and shove it up an pussy and fuck it. After, you and your partner can enjoy a McDonald's Happy Meal

I served Jessica the McDonald's Happy Meal so hard she passed out.

by anuslasgna April 10, 2015

Japanese Seaweed Monster

Wrapping your girl entirely in seaweed, except her pussy and fucking her.

Yesterday my girlfriend became a Japanese Seaweed Monster

by anuslasgna April 10, 2015

The Sharknado

Taking toy sharks, shoving them in your girl's pussy and fucking her in a circular motion.

Did you hear Mo screaming from the Sharknado yesterday?

by anuslasgna April 10, 2015

Stinky Pinky

Fingering your girlfriends pussy with your pinky, then shaking her dad's hand without washing that hand.

I gave Justine's dad the stinky pinky yesterday.

by anuslasgna April 10, 2015

The Relative Surprise

You dig up one of your girlfriends dead relatives (or alive), chop them up, put it in her pussy and fuck her. Then, have her guess who the relative was and which body part was used.

My girlfriend was happy to see her dead mom again, until I did The Relative Surprise. Now her mom will forever be with her.

by anuslasgna April 10, 2015

Alla Akhba

Fucking a girl so hard, her large intestine comes out and you wear it as a turban. Then you scream "Alla Akhba!"

-Where did you get that cool turban
- My girl and I did the Alla Akhba before our flight this morning.

by anuslasgna April 10, 2015