Akhila. She’s literally the most loyal friend you could ever ask for. Don’t get on her bad side or she will kill you. She’s really loving, but maybe not super obvious about it. She doesn’t trust people that easily, but once you earn her trust she’s one of those people that you could hit up when your seventy with a problem and they’ll come through. She’s super smart and funny. Pretty hot too, probably has a smoking body. If you end up dating her or even marrying her you are literally the luckiest person on this planet and never let that bitch go. If she even likes you back then damnnnn. Saying it again, do not get on her bad side or you will die in the most humiliating way possible. So if you are privileged enough to have an Akhila in your life, make sure you treat her right and keep her close. She’s the type of person to have a lot of friends but have a pretty tight circle and if you ever get to that inner circle of trusted friends then she would literally die for you. Even though her name means complete she doesn’t feel that way without her loved ones, so don’t mess with them either. If you go for someone she loves then she will beat your ass up. period. She hates lying too, so be honest with her even if it’s a little rude because she can take it. She’s not one of those sensitive pussys. She does have feelings, but unless your part of that inner circle you can’t really get under her skin. Lesson of the day: GET YOURSELF AN AKHILA AND HOLD ON TO HER.
girl 1: Do you know what Akhila did for me?
girl 2: Nah what she do?
girl 1: She fucking killed this bitch who tried to talk shit about me
girl 2: not suprised
guy 1: Yo i’m gonna ask Akhila out, but i’m nervous
guy 2: Dude it’s so obvious she likes you why are you nervous
guy 1: Because if i fuck it up then she’s gonna send me to hell
girl 2: Nah what she do?
girl 1: She fucking killed this bitch who tried to talk shit about me
girl 2: not suprised
guy 1: Yo i’m gonna ask Akhila out, but i’m nervous
guy 2: Dude it’s so obvious she likes you why are you nervous
guy 1: Because if i fuck it up then she’s gonna send me to hell
by samthesnake June 9, 2020
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Get the akhila mug.akhila is the best person on this planet. she's the epitome of womanliness and the greatest awesomest super cool non muggle ever. nobody will ever realise that she's a big blessing to the universe. she can love you like nobody else but if you ever ill treat her, she can be a little colder than Verkhoyansk.
anybody who messed with her at one point in life: "Hey watch out, that's akhila over there! stay away else you'll _f.r.e.e.z.e_"
anybody who she loves: "Hey watch out, that's my girl akhila coming with her wand and the love potion that I'll never need"
anybody who she loves: "Hey watch out, that's my girl akhila coming with her wand and the love potion that I'll never need"
by sharpiemilton March 14, 2019
Get the akhila mug.An interracial familial scuffle between two villages in Guadalajara, Mexico that may or may not been caused by land disputes and pink slips, some believe. While others believe it concerned water rights, baby daddy drama/custody battles, land sharks, future development of casinos in the state of Massachusetts, as well as Jimmy Hoffa, that may or may not have been resolved and GREATLY compromised upon.
Nobody REALLY knows for sure.
What we DO know, however, is that in 1877 thirty-seven donkeys, some tin dinnerware, and a loom passed between the families as payment for...something.
Some paleontologists conjecture that The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877 led to the Spanish American War in 1898, although this is highly disputed among notable intellectuals as they have no evidence of any kind to support their outlandish theories.
There is a tasteful, understated monument dedicated to those who lost their lives in this brave struggle for compromise-ination located in Beaufort, Illinois
Nobody REALLY knows for sure.
What we DO know, however, is that in 1877 thirty-seven donkeys, some tin dinnerware, and a loom passed between the families as payment for...something.
Some paleontologists conjecture that The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877 led to the Spanish American War in 1898, although this is highly disputed among notable intellectuals as they have no evidence of any kind to support their outlandish theories.
There is a tasteful, understated monument dedicated to those who lost their lives in this brave struggle for compromise-ination located in Beaufort, Illinois
Phillip: "Hey Hank how did you do on the Dr. Cobblepot's history exam"
Hank: "Well Phillip I'll tell ya, I got all of them right except for the one about The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877"
"I, You, He / She / It, We, You, They / Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877"
Hank: "Well Phillip I'll tell ya, I got all of them right except for the one about The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877"
"I, You, He / She / It, We, You, They / Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877"
by simplygleful March 29, 2009
Get the The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877 mug.Fucking a girl so hard, her large intestine comes out and you wear it as a turban. Then you scream "Alla Akhba!"
-Where did you get that cool turban
- My girl and I did the Alla Akhba before our flight this morning.
- My girl and I did the Alla Akhba before our flight this morning.
by anuslasgna April 10, 2015
Get the Alla Akhba mug.Is an absolute burner. Go stay with him one day and you will roast other people.
But there are side effects when staying with him for one day.
But there are side effects when staying with him for one day.
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