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Ahmarism 

A widespread ideology founded by Pope Ahmar during dreadful times of the pandemic. The scripture "Pavitr Kitaab" details his life's work including revolutionary concepts such as subjective math and breathtaking moans. Ahmarism values the esteem of the remarkable creation known as the FRIDGE. This religion follows the belief that you are never wrong; instead, it is the world that is at fault. They are unable to comprehend the sophistication and expertise you possess, and will never truly be enlightened.
Have you accepted Pope Ahmar as your lord and savior? If not, come learn about our new movement called Ahmarism.
Ahmarism by Pope Ahmar November 6, 2021
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Akbarium 

Another word for a mosque: a building where they frequently say 'allahu akbar' (god is great). Typically, these types of constructions are 'akbar'; large, distinctive and loud.
I'm regularly shaken out of bed before sunrise every morning because of that akbarium down the road.
Akbarium by festkjeppene September 23, 2013

Akhtarista 

Akhtarista is such a uniquely beautiful name for a girl. She is very alluring and adorable.... She is so brave, caring and can achieve anything she wants in her life.... She has a special love for earrings ("jhumkas" in hindi). A simple smile from her is enough to melt her secret admirer's heart. In short, she's the girl you wish you'd wanna meet and talk to one day. استمر بالابتسامة
Ohhh! It's 24th today, I gotta hurry up and buy that beautiful earring I saw there yesterday as a B'day gift for Akhtarista.
Akhtarista by no_phd_physicist January 31, 2023
A last name given to amazing people. This last name comes from Iran and the people with this last name are very gifted and smart. they normally have brown hair or black hair brown eyes. if you know somebody with this last name you are one of the luckiest people in the world, if you have this last name well i don't know what to say your a god.
akhbari by june jj November 25, 2020

sophia.akhbari

Sophia Akhbari the best human on earth. She has brown hair brown eyes and is pretty tall. She has two best friends that names start with a K and A. If you know a Sophia Akhbari you are very lucky if I are a Sophia Akhbari you’re a god.
Sophia.Akhbari is da best.
sophia.akhbari by Bailey Sanders December 3, 2020

Akhtarism 

Going with one’s intuitive thoughts when a teacher, professor, and/or a mentor asks you a question.
Teacher: What is the velocity of Gravity?
Student: Pretty fast
T: We’ve got to work on solving your akhtarism.
Akhtarism by DCastroil August 18, 2022
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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