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When someone with ADD or ADHD promises a task or result and then has no memory of it. Later they may even believe it was you at fault, being sure it wasn't them

He said he would set aside this day for our event but he was ADDlighting us. He said we didn't talk about it and it's my fault

ADDlighting by Tobitcoinaphrase April 25, 2025

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Asslighting

When someone farts and tries to convince you it didn’t happen.

Jake ripped ass last night mid sentence and just carried on talking as if nothing happened. It left me doubting everything. I’m sick of guys asslighting me!

Asslighting by ooc is serious business August 22, 2018

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Asslighting

When your kid or spouse drops a bomb in the toilet and doesn't flush. And then claims it was your fault.

I know you left the logs in the toilet. Stop Asslighting me. I haven't taken a dump today.

Asslighting by Zack Morris Day October 7, 2020

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Asslighting

When you fart and deny that you have done so.

I was asslighting my boyfriend when I farted and then worked to convince him I did not.

She asslighted him.

Asslighting by Jan Berry Fly March 15, 2021

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Asslighting

Asslighting (noun): When a large ass first appears smaller than it actually is, causing a person to question their own memory or sanity. See also: Ass illusion, thicc trickery, booty mind games.

Don't let the Spanx fool you; it's all asslighting, bro.

Asslighting by Thicccheeks Nietzsche June 23, 2023

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asslighting

Pressuring a heterosexual male friend into trying anal play just to call him gay afterwards.

A: u told me i would be stiff if i didn't let her peg my ass
B: nah bro, ur gay now. we were just asslighting you

asslighting by PeterPenis123 September 20, 2020

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AssLighting

When you try to light your fart on fire and someone says it didn’t catch fire but it did.

I swore I saw a blue flame when I lit my fart on fire. Stop asslighting me saying I’m just seeing things. My butt hairs are singed and I know what I saw. It’s not funny making me think I’m crazy.

AssLighting by Musbdax August 25, 2021

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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