Jake ripped ass last night mid sentence and just carried on talking as if nothing happened. It left me doubting everything. I’m sick of guys asslighting me!
by ooc is serious business August 23, 2018
I was asslighting my boyfriend when I farted and then worked to convince him I did not.
She asslighted him.
She asslighted him.
by Jan Berry Fly March 16, 2021
When your kid or spouse drops a bomb in the toilet and doesn't flush. And then claims it was your fault.
by Zack Morris Day October 7, 2020
Asslighting (noun): When a large ass first appears smaller than it actually is, causing a person to question their own memory or sanity. See also: Ass illusion, thicc trickery, booty mind games.
by Thicccheeks Nietzsche June 24, 2023
by Rob Gronk August 20, 2020
When you and your partner are making sweet love together and you shove a firecracker up their ass before lighting it and shoving your dick in their mouth and cumming as it goes off
"I know right Grace? Me and Liam's relationship has gotten so much more exciting now that we've been Asslighting each other lately"
by FarawayAssGang March 12, 2021
A: u told me i would be stiff if i didn't let her peg my ass
B: nah bro, ur gay now. we were just asslighting you
B: nah bro, ur gay now. we were just asslighting you
by PeterPenis123 September 20, 2020