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1. The act of saying an exZAjart.
2. An extremely awkward and eventually hilarious date, usually involving a couple making out next to you, and headless ducks.
1. Don't you dare start abbotonging when I put on these pants!
2. After his abbotong with Megan, Daniel learned to avoid talking about beheaded water creatures.
abbotong by TWiSSlerMAstER January 27, 2009
(adj) It is the opposite of absolutely. The joint composite of absolutely+not=absunotly or absonotly.
Daughter: "Dad, may I have the car keys today?"
Father: "Absonotly!"

The word can be spelled either "absunotly" or "absonotly"
absonotly by Konkuror March 2, 2010

Absonotely 

The combination of absolutely and not in one easy to say word.
"Did you understand all of that?"
"Absonotely"
Absonotely by Ed Martinez October 19, 2004
My answer to the last question is absonotly
ABSONOTLY by Shiny Boy February 6, 2017
Oh my goodness....! I don’t even know where to start. She is so flipping hot and so is her personality. Her smile makes very one around her happy. She is a fantastic friend and the best person to do stupid stuff with. She is very intelligent and always has your back. Her motto is YOLO and “you make me smile when I want to shoot you please don’t take my abbone away!!!”
“Abbonne get cho stupid ass over here!”
Abbonne by ABBONNEABC123 May 21, 2019

Abboboongcooniggeriginies 

This word is a culmination of every single word that is spoken on a daily basis by a lot of people, regardless of race, religion etc. This is an easier way for them to speak to several people depending on what they prefer to be called.
Yo what's good my abboboongcooniggeriginies what doin'