absonotly

(adj) It is the opposite of absolutely. The joint composite of absolutely+not=absunotly or absonotly.

Daughter: "Dad, may I have the car keys today?"
Father: "Absonotly!"

The word can be spelled either "absunotly" or "absonotly"

by Konkuror March 2, 2010

ABSONOTLY

absolutely not

My answer to the last question is absonotly

by Shiny Boy February 6, 2017

Absodontly

When you are absolutely positive that you absolutely don't want to do something.

I absodontly want to go back to work on Monday.

by WhyWhys November 7, 2015

absolutly

in a manner fueled by a liter of vodka

She loved him absolutly.

by t3hn00b January 8, 2009

Absonotely

The combination of absolutely and not in one easy to say word.

"Did you understand all of that?"
"Absonotely"

by Ed Martinez October 19, 2004

absunotly

(adj) It is the opposite of absolutely. The joint composite of absolutely+not=absunotly.

Daughter: "Dad, may I have the car keys today?"
Father: "Absunotly!"

by Konkuror February 28, 2010

Absolutly

Drunk on Absolut

Me: You, Doug. I was Absolutly last night.

Doug: I thought you didn't like vodka?

by Somewhat Schizo February 18, 2023