ABAG

Acronym for the term Always Be Aloof & Ghosting.

ABAG is one of the principal techniques required to become a fuck boy/girl. It creates an attraction vacuum that sucks the other person in whilst boosting one’s ability to resist the incredibly dangerous development of feelings.

Aoife: This guy has been messaging me all day, he’s super keen
Sara: ABAG that fucker

by Neddie Walker November 22, 2019

eat a bag of dicks

A phrase uttered in such rage that telling another human being to suck a dick would not convey the full intent of the speaker. Generally used sarcastically in return to blatant sarcasm, resulting in a perpetual cycle of bag-eating.

Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."

Juni: "I got that star."
Marcus: "Eat a bag of dicks."

by Neonatrias November 1, 2009

eat a bag of dick

Based on the principle that if a mouth is full, can no longer spout stupid and annoying words; shut the fuck up

Andrew, that had to be the stoopidest thing I ever heard. Eat a bag of dick and get the fooke out my house.

by steelingmyheart December 2, 2004

fuck up a bag

To run through money, spend a lot of money.

Let’s fuck up a bag today? I’m trying to fuck up a bag

by Moët Mills November 17, 2017

Get a Bag

Getting a large amount of money

"I'm about to get a bag tonight"

by jyuki101 September 23, 2017

dicks in a bag

a contemptuous term for best friends; friends who are so close it's disgusting yet they insist their relationship is purely platonic

"So are you guys dicks in a bag now or what?"

"I thought they hated each other."
"Are you kidding me?! Look at 'em! They're total dicks in a bag."

by KT Go. February 26, 2010

eat a bag of dicks

A sentence used to describe anger towards a fellow employee, friend or boss

You were late and u still left before us, Eat a bag of dicks
-adding an exclamation point helps to intensify this comment

Your paycheck is bigger then mine,
maybe if u actually worked!
Eat a bag of dicks!!!!

by Eric Dauteuil May 20, 2006