eat a bag of dick

Based on the principle that if a mouth is full, can no longer spout stupid and annoying words; shut the fuck up

Andrew, that had to be the stoopidest thing I ever heard. Eat a bag of dick and get the fooke out my house.

by steelingmyheart December 03, 2004

crazy fireman

when a man is about to jizz, he lights her pubic hair on fire and puts it out with his man juice

Jane is in the hospital because Chris didn't jizz fast enough, so she has burns all over her cooch

by steelingmyheart December 03, 2004