A.P.A.S 

All politicians are snakes

Have we not learned that all politicians are snakes by now. So A.P.A.S

A.P.A.S by OldDogg November 14, 2020

NE16 T.R.A.P.P.A.S 

The scaries cunts in the whole of the NE you dont want to be walking around here with any bud on you or it might get took by matty broon and the NE16 T.R.A.P.P.A.S

Here bro u flying up whickham to have a spliff

cannit bro matty broon and his NE16 T.R.A.P.P.A.S might take it off us

aye sound bro that is a good enough point for me hes a scary cunt

NE16 T.R.A.P.P.A.S by NE16 T.R.A.P.P.A.S April 1, 2022

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P. 

Respondez sil vous plait as soon as possible.

(via email)
Sarah, the car insurance policy expires tomorrow. Should I just renew or shop for better quotes?

R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P.

R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P. by AbnormalBoy September 1, 2004

P.A.S.A.P. 

P.A.S.A.P. stands for pussy as soon as possible.

1 When your horny and you don't give a damn about who you wanna fuck.

Nigga1: Yo nigga i just got out da pen and is tired of that prison pussy.

Nigga2: Nigga you is just need some muthafuckin P.A.S.A.P.

Nigga1: Bet. Lets go pick up some bitches at Walmart!

Nigga2: Alright dipset.

P.A.S.A.P. by dahooddefined69 March 15, 2009

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F 

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F by lotto6969 July 9, 2025

J.A.S.A.P. 

Jerk as soon as possible
When your girlfriend leaves the house, as soon as you hear the door close behind them. The jerking begins

Rachel - "I have to collect the dry cleaning, back in 20."
Adrian - "Sweet, see you soon."
Door - 'click'
Adrian - she's gonna be back soon, I'd better J.A.S.A.P.

J.A.S.A.P. by Caretts January 7, 2012