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American Institute of Greed (formerly know as American International Group)

One of those heinously corrupt organizations that takes money grubbing scum to new levels!

These bastards took more than $160Billion in government bailout money and then gave top executives more than $160Million in bonuses! What kind of shithead would give multimillion dollar bonuses to the fuckwits that drove the company into the ground?!
The executives running the American Institute of Greed A.I.G. should all be sitting with Bernie Madoff in jail for a 150 years!
A.I.G. by Charles_U_Farley July 27, 2009
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The A.I.G (annual incestual gathering) is where an entire family converges to participate in an orgy of monumental proportions.
1st guy: "Why is Howard grinning so much?"
2nd guy: "That sick fuck just got back from the A.I.G in Svalbard"
A.I.G by Count Noosula November 10, 2017

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

G.M.A.I.G. 

Used on the D.J. Pishmix album "Murrrrrden" by Dolla Bill to stand for "Get my act in gizzear," a self-censoring acronym.
"Oh snap, now I'm late. Time to G.M.A.I.G."
G.M.A.I.G. by William Valenti November 20, 2004

s.t.r.a.i.g.h.t 

So gay
Too gay
Radically Gay
Astonishingly Gay
Incredibly Gay
Gay
Hyper Gay
Terribly Gay
Yeah, I’m s.t.r.a.i.g.h.t.

I.I.G.Y.M.H.W.Y.T.I.A.M.M.T.H.M.I.T.W 

If I give you my hand will you take it and make me the happiest man in the world
Hey babe I.I.G.Y.M.H.W.Y.T.I.A.M.M.T.H.M.I.T.W!

I.I.G.Y.M.H.W.Y.T.I.A.M.M.T.H.M.I.T.W 

Would you go with me if we roll down streets of fire.
Would you hold on to me tiiiighteeer?
As the summer sun got hiiighheeeerrrr.
If we rolled from town-to-town, and never shut it dooooowwnnnnn.

Would you go with meeeee?
If we were looost in fields of cloooooveeeer?
Would we walk even clooossseeerrr?
Until the trip was oovveeerrr?
And would it be okayyy if I didn't know the waayyyyyyyy?

If I gave you my hand would you take it and make me the happieeest man in the woooooooorrrld?
If I told you my heart couldn't beat one more minuuute withoouuut you, girrrrlllll?
Would you accompany me to the edge of the sea, let me know if your reaalllyyy a dreeaaaammm.
I love you sooooo, so would you go with meeeeeeeeeeee?

Would you go with meeeeeee?
If we rode the clouds togeeeeeetheeeerrr?
Could you not look down foreeeeeveeeer?
If you were lighter than a feaaaatheeeer?
What if I set you freeeee, would you go with meeeeeeeeeeeeee?

If I gave you my hand would you take it and make me the happieesstt man in the woooooooooorld?
If I told you my heart couldn't beat one more minnute withoooouut you, girrrrlllll?
Would you accompany me to the edge of the seaa, help me tie up the ends of a dreeaaaamm?

I gotta knooowww, would you go with meeeeeeeeeeee?
I love you soooooooo, so would you go with meeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Jack: Hey, I want to tell you something....
Isabelle: What is it?
Jack: I.I.G.Y.M.H.W.Y.T.I.A.M.M.T.H.M.I.T.W?
Isabelle: Uhm...... pardon?
Jack: I.I.G.Y.M.H.W.Y.T.I.A.M.M.T.H.M.I.T.W?
Isabelle: the fuck