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A.D.O.S - Attention Deficit "Oh, Squirrel"

Similar to ADD, A.D.O.S is triggered by the individual in question abruptly stopping any activity or conversation at the sight of a squirrel.
Boyfriend - "So what movie do you want to watch later on?"
Girlfriend - "I really don't ca..OH, SQUIRREL!"
(Sporadic dancing, babbling, and sparkling eyes)
Boyfriend - "We're going to get you checked for A.D.O.S before we do anything else."
(Continued dancing, babbling, and sparkling eyes)
A.D.O.S by rhmcc March 7, 2009
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S.A.N.D.O.S. 

Sandos is an acronym for Suck A Nigga Dick Or Something.
the bridge in the song "slob on my knob" by Juicy J. "suck a nigga dick or something" repeated 4 times. s.a.n.d.o.s.
S.A.N.D.O.S. by jmajick April 11, 2007

A.D.O.L.S. 

Attention Deficicit.. Oh Look, Shiny!
The doctor diagnosed her with A.D.O.L.S. Instead of having Attention Deficit Disorder, she has Attention Deficicit.. Oh Look, Shiny!
A.D.O.L.S. by Trynyte November 13, 2009

A.D.H.O.S.D 

Attention
Deffiocete
Hiperactive
OoOoO!
Shiney!
Disorder

When your trying to have a conversation with someone and then suddenly see something really very SHINEY! and u stop stair gasp loudly and then yell OoOoOo SHINEY!!!!!

Note: Word shiney can also be comprimised with anything bright blinky glittery or distracting!..
..Walking threw mall..

PERSON1: What do u wanna do now?
PERSON2: idk lol didnt they say that they would meet us up..-GASP-..Oo0oOo0oOo SHINEY!!-runnes over to shiney thing and stairs
PERSON1: LLMFAO WOW!
PERSON2: OoOoOo look shiney its shiney!! (O)_(O)
PERSON1: lol..yes..shiney..So anyways what were u saying they said there gunna meet us?
PERSON2: ..What?..*CompleatlyCluless* O.o
PERSON1: ...?.your A.D.H.O.S.D
A.D.H.O.S.D by Niky December 3, 2007

S.A.N.D.O.S 

Hey yo Julia S.A.N.D.O.S already.
S.A.N.D.O.S by @footbook.com May 11, 2020

A.Y.D.O.J.S.W.D.I.G.Y.T.R.T.I.Y.O.O. 

stands for are you deaf or just stupid when did i give you the right to issue your own orders
Scaramouche: are you deaf or just stupid when did i give you the right to issue your own orders

Fatui: shut the fuck up he just said A.Y.D.O.J.S.W.D.I.G.Y.T.R.T.I.Y.O.O.
"you litteraly have a.d.s.o"
a.d.s.o by v0r4 December 23, 2023
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