Genious

Theoretically the opposite of ingenious, cascading into non-genius.

"I'm genious"
"That's the opposite of genius LOL"

by SpeedoThreeSixty December 22, 2020

Lyer

Slang version of liar.

"I'm 121 years old."
"Lyer!!!"

by SpeedoThreeSixty December 21, 2020

Nonplussed

Bemused. This is the adjective derived from the verb nonplus.

Oxford Dictionary:
nonplussed: (of a person) surprised and confused so much that they are unsure how to react.

Part of speech: adj.

The battle was so bemusing and preliminary that they were nonplussed.

by SpeedoThreeSixty December 27, 2020

Discord

The program that _WAS_ specifically for gamers, but because @everyone had discordly disagreement, it's now for @everyone, including the freaks, to collaborate in servers, and have fun breaking Hypixel's rules by advertising their dead servers in chat.

@everyone: "Discord is a professional company-"
HypeSquad: "iT's A wUmPuS! oH, tHaT wAs LoUd..."

by SpeedoThreeSixty December 21, 2020

Im on a phone dumbass

1. The person is using a phone to type instead of a computer, as an excuse for typing slowly or typing with horrible grammar. Commonly used angrily and/or childishly.
2. The person is using a phone and wants you to getaway.

1. "You type really slow," I typed. "Im on a phone dumbass," they replied.
2. "My kid needs milk," I said. "Im on a phone dumbass," they replied, putting their phone up to my face.

by SpeedoThreeSixty November 16, 2020

What part of did you not understand?

Used to emphasize that one is failing to accede one's demand (connotation that they cannot understand what was said).

"I joined his clan. Don't ask."

'DON'T ASK'
"Hey, what-" \/
"WHAT PART OF DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!?"

by SpeedoThreeSixty February 08, 2021

P.D.Q.

Pretty damn quick. More commonly referred to as ASAP (as soon as possible).

"Well, you better get your homework done P.D.Q.."

by SpeedoThreeSixty December 27, 2020