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Kind of like saying ass-wipe. But a shortened version for that word. Basically used to describe a bro/fuckboy.

Yeah that guy is definitely a wipe.

A wipe by yursh22 June 10, 2017

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a wipe and a promise

A quick, perfunctory, and superficial cleaning job, usually performed out of haste or laziness, and with the supposed intention of doing a more thorough job later.

Max: "Hey, weren't you supposed to clean the kitchen before we left for the concert?"

Millie: "I just gave it a wipe and a promise, let's get out of here!"

a wipe and a promise by smendler September 20, 2010

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lack-a-wipe

The burning, itching feeling in your brown eye when you haven't wiped your ass very well.

I ran out of toilet paper and now have a scorching case of lack-a-wipe.

lack-a-wipe by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010

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worth a wipe

A beautiful women who you would love to fuck.
Term comes from cleaning your cock on the curtains afterwards.

Fuck me Dave she is well worth a wipe.

worth a wipe by JD-DJ October 28, 2006

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give it a wipe

basically-shut up!!

possibly because the person talking is a bit of a drip!!

Zak- And last night she-
Jaz-Zak!! Give it a wipe will you??

give it a wipe by Dimple-Chic August 1, 2008

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National Jerk and a Wipe Day

June 14th is the day where you get a free jerk and a wipe

National Jerk and a Wipe Day

National Jerk and a Wipe Day by National Jerk and a Wipe day June 14, 2024

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Wipe a nigga nose

To kill someone.

"i'll wipe a nigga nose"
wipe a nigga nose- kill somebody

Wipe a nigga nose by xxslimx March 31, 2017

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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