a tub 

Currency - A term used by flat6 to tell how expensive something is. Originated from the ice-cream brand "Ben and Jerry's" One "tub" is equivalent to 5 English Pounds, the amount of a tub of Ben and Jerry's.

"Dude, how much did u pay for that shirt?"
"It was only a TUB!"

a tub by yazoo April 19, 2006

wet dog in a tub

when you try to insert both testicles into your partner's asshole. the phrase is referring to the inability to keep a dog in a bathtub, much like the inability to keep both your balls in their asshole.

krishnan tried to achieve a wet dog in a tub, but it failed.

wet dog in a tub by joe February 18, 2004

Scrub in a Tub 

A loser eating tacos in a Tub

Look at That Scrub in a tub!

Scrub in a Tub by Screeching scrub in a tub May 16, 2017

Nub in a tub 

A nub in a tub is the worst of people. They are just annoying and mess up everything you do

Tommy: "Starts singing really badly and loudly"
Will: "Tommy stop being a nub in a tub"

Nub in a tub by Yacob :) March 8, 2021

Face like a tub of fire-damaged Lego

A person so exceptionally ugly that you want to be sick when you see them

“oh my god Walsh! That skank you pulled last night was so messed up, she had a face like a tub of Fire damaged lego. Sick b*tch”

Face like a tub of fire-damaged Lego by Hai Sundera January 28, 2005

scrub a tub 

Smearing your dick with low fat mayonaise with help of a squirrel, and then rubbing moist penis over an old rusty tub from pre world war two, this phenomenon occurs primarily in northern latitude countries such as Canada, extra points are awarded if you rub tea bag you testicles into the mayonaise jar, good brands to use are hellman's. Please note, you can also make tuna salad using your balls.

David S, your dick is bleeding, did you scrub a tub?

scrub a tub by Anonymous11231234141414124112 December 16, 2008

two dogs in a tub 

put your balls in the persons ass...its ass hard as keeping 2 dogs in a tub

I gave Zack Dunn 2 dogs in a tub.

two dogs in a tub by Mike Fennelly is Hot April 1, 2003