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A Stan: noun. Someone who disregards all people in office in the vacinity and has every conversation at volume 11 - across a broad range of topics, including politics, local sports teams, etc. in addition to actual work topics.

To Stan: verb. To speak loudly, especially when in an office and when its entirely unnecessary.
co-worker: Wow - he is really loud. I feel like I am sitting in his office with him, and I'm down the hall. He has got a Haddadian set of lungs.
me: No kidding. You have to tell me if I ever Stan like that.
co-worker: You know I will - you're not a Stan.
A Stan by Davidson314 October 30, 2013
Words you can keep
the fight in a-stan is hell man.
a-stan by Frag Out October 23, 2007

Pulling a Stan 

The act of tying your pregnant girlfriend up in the trunk, drinking a fifth of vodka and driving straight off a bridge due to the fact that Eminem didn't reply to your letters for 6 whole months or that you just give up on life.

Referring to the song Stan- By Eminem
Jake: Yo wtf i'm 12 and my girls preggo. FML

John: Man...you'll be better off pulling a stan

Pull a Stan 

A way to say killing yourself, specifically slitting your wrist in a bathtub, mostly used by the IT fandom after seeing something that annoys them.
Bye yall, Ima go pull a Stan
Pull a Stan by carrrrrrrrr April 12, 2021

Rock A Stan 

To urinate in public after one too many alcoholic beverages.
Guys, can you excuse me for one moment. I'm about to rock a Stan.
Rock A Stan by Daniel Moraniel September 27, 2019

Shit in a pan stan 

A devastating insult that will absolutely devastate the person that you use it against.
Bully: Your a stupid nerd!
Kid: At least I'm not a shit in a pan Stan!
*Crowd goes wild*

A Dream stan 

A mental disorder where a human body thinks that a Minecraft speedrunner who fakes his speedruns is cool and stands up for him. Dream? The only thing Dream dreams of is being a actual speedrunner!
Is that a Dream stan? I'm dying of cringe! HAHA!
A Dream stan by Scrdew March 6, 2022
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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