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What black people call a fagot.
Jan "Did you hear that Bobby was a punk?"
John "Girl I've been knowing that for years"
a punk by b--rad June 2, 2008

Ask a Punk 

Literally the stupidest thing you can put on a flyer instead of the address. Artists do this as a way to artificially increase their social media presence because 9/10 times they just put it on their story of their private account. The other 1/10 times are even worst. Bands that care more about calling fans "posers" instead of making music are likely to write "Ask a Punk" on their flyers ... like they're in middle school or something.
*Drummer posts flier on their story*
Drummer: Come to your show! It's a fundraiser for a cause we really support.
Follower: Oh cool! Where is it?

Drummer: Oh, if you have to ask then you're a poser and can't come LUL. it's "Ask a Punk". You can't ask me because it's against the rules. You gotta ask only those in your punk circle & ...
Follower: the fuck?
Ask a Punk by 22quackAA April 25, 2022

she was a punk and she did ballet

hayley williams and taylor swift. it's them. it's literally them.
Wow, did you see that performance that Hayley Williams of Paramore and Taylor Swift did last night? Yeah, they were literally the definition of "she was a punk and she did ballet"!

Princess Save a Punk 

A person that tries to save a broken man. The female version of Captain Save a Ho.
Oh Boy, Kathleen is about to throw on her cape and go try and save that loser! She needs to drop this Princess Save a Punk crap!
Princess Save a Punk by KISSLE1111 February 25, 2019

Ask a punk 

Instead of an adress written on a flyer to the punk rock gig; it will say "ask a punk". Through this the spot wont get burned out, and only real punk rockers will be there; excluding all posers.
Poser: Where is the punk rock gig at, the flyer says to ask a punk. Guy: Well than go ask a punk.. Poser: But i dont know any punk rockers.. Guy: Well i guess your not going...
Ask a punk by Noworlaterr May 28, 2019

Pulled a Punk 

When you exit a stream and return asking “what did I miss?”.
Salty Ross has no idea what’s going on in chat because he pulled a punk!
Pulled a Punk by JoniZamBoneMe November 27, 2023
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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